I was drinking water straight from the faucet, and sucked a bit up My nose. I jerked My head away/back, and hit the side of the sink, then proceeded to choke on the water in My air passage ...it really hurt, in many, Many, MANY ways.

Honestly though, it was kind of fun ..in a 'goddamn, this would be a stupid way to die', kind of way.

So...list the most exciting thing to happen in the five minutes prior to reading this thread.

Oh yeah, and this is My three-thousandth post ...I believe it is customary to give the user a blow job at this momentous event?

no?

Oh well...

~chuckles~

I got fed suckers for being so damned adorable! *Grins*
I can turn any idiot into the candy man around here... ~sly smirk~

Xxx-SIN-xxX

Forgot that certain people don't care about others and tried to explain something to them.

Silly me.

*grins and winks*

I'm stoned off my ass watching Tom Green ...I think you have to be stoned to think he's funny *shrugs*

Lay loose!

(laughs at you both)

They only give you suckers to watch you wrap your lips around those round candy-flavored globes, suck, lick and generally be arousing to make their day more exciting.

you're just being used and don't even know it. But you get a nice candy treat out of the deal, so being a candy-whore is all right.

and beauty ..well...I'm right ..and you just kinda have to deal with it.

(winks at you both)

You're right only to yourself Khalani.

*smiles*

I don't agree...but you already knew this. Also, suckers are good for flirtation. Literal and figurative.

(coughs)

*hands him a cough drop and a lolli pop*

*grins*

(shows them both how to work a lolli)

*laughs*

That is hilarious. Do you really know how? First hand experience...or just taking a guess Khalani?

I watch very closely...

observing being a hobby of Mine..if you remember.

And I do remember...but I thought I would throw in a little shitty humor for the night. *shrugs and laughs*

(winks teasingly)

. . . I just finished masturbating . . .

Khalani almost drowning himself sounds like the time I nearly passed out while choking on an ice cube, fortunatly it melted.

There's a rat in our kitchen! It's the size of Darky Dark Dark! I walked in, and saw this gigantic rodent run across the room, so I ran upstairs and cried to my fratboys like a little girl.

That's the most exciting thing I've done. Oh, and I talked to my ex on the phone. weeeee.

ive drank a cup of coffee in the last five minutes

an just recovered this morning from trippin out major style last night, wont be doing that again!

Let me see... I think it was screaming towards my dad to stop telling me to get out of bed (free day, lemme sleep in dammit )

Yep, I'm with Denalay's "just whacked off" crowd


Work that lolli Khalani!!!


*sighs and gets lost in thoughts of a slightly dark nature*

Fell off my chair...don't know how...and I'm in the middle of a computer lab...public humiliation 101 right this way...

Just whacked off eh? My friend passed out while choking his chicken. My girlfriend and I heard a thud as his head hit the wall then fell to the floor, we went to check on him and he was hunched on the ground holding himself. We laughed our asses off...even more in the morning when he woke up.

Well shit ...I was sitting at the comp (as per) and My cat just came up and tried to eat My foot. Now -that- was weird...