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dark_orquid · **What kids might say -** 12-03-02

My little cuz came up to me today and said

"At night i hear a lady screaming and it sounds like my mom "

I went like .."Is just a bad dream , What was she saing "
I asked
she said "My daddys name .."
At that point i went completely red and i looked at my Anty
and said "Next time bite the pillow ".

What have children said to you before that you found funny
or totally out of the Zone .

Snyper · 12-04-02

probably had to be there

Jordyn · 12-04-02

Quote:

Originally posted by Snyper
probably had to be there

i don't know if he's a kid or not, but i find this funny!

VelvetPattens · 12-04-02

My daughter was about 4 when she came over and sat down on my lap where I was visiting with a slightly overweight friend I hadn't seen in quite awhile. She sat and listened to the conversation for awhile, and then turned to me and proclaimed "I like that fat lady, mama"

There ain't a damn thing you can do about that, without making things worse.

Acid_Rain · 12-04-02

The only child that has said something funny to me. Was my brothers daughter name Katelynn. She is only 4 years old. It was when i was with my brother Kevin and he was taking me to a barbique. On the ride back to my house. The little one was saying to his other daughter name Kaylee " Kaylee when you go home tonight DADDY'S GOING TO BEAT YOUR ASS!" So my brother and i looked up at each other all saprized like what did she say? I turned over to look back at her. She just sat there looking all innocent like she didn't do anything hehe. Everyone was laughing on the ride home that day.

Another one was when she went to my mom.

Katlynn: Grandma guess what?
Mom: What Katlynn?
Katlynn: My daddy has a new girlfriend.
Grandma: Really who might that be?
Katlynn: Britney Spearse
Mom: Laughing

Katlynn: Grandma guess what?
Mom: What Katlynn?
Katlynn: I have a boyfriend.
Mom: Really who?
Katlynn: Ricky Martin.

Hehe even though she said that in a whisper. I was laughing when mom told me about that. She is a funny one though.

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