ive been trying to get into DF for almost 2 whole days now and the page wouldnt load. the browser couldnt even find the site o.0

what the hell was going on?

You broke it!

i did not break the interweb mia.


be nice or ill break you

Me too!

It even made me late for Velvet's birthday!

<----that's me lil sad face right now <--- there it is again.

I don't know what was wrong with it to be honest, I thought my IT manager had blocked it from work

Aliens were invading. The site had to be shut down so we could conserve energy for our secret weapon.

Yea - the excuses people come up with for forgetting birthdays, honesty

What is it?

An alien is a being from a planet other than Earth.

awww i loves my mia.

yeah so was DF being fucky for everyone? all day yesterday and most of today i couldnt access it at all until just now.

If Hollywood has taught me anything, all you need to do is upload a virus then shoot it when the shields are down.

However, people on rooftops will die, and Will Smith might make more money.

these aliens were very advanced, and they had antivirus software.

Or communicate with said Aliens by playing them some Bontempi synthesizer tunes. (Calipso beat is optional I believe).

Oh my god!! they were Nortons??? those are the worst kind!

yeah, they were a little pervy as well.

Hahaha!

What are they using?
If it's Norton, we should live, if it's something else, we may need to ask Jeff Goldblum for advice.

He has a laptop and works for a TV company.

He was killed in the first scene.

OOO - I do hope so! he's really hot and sexy, in a really strange way that I can't comprehend.

bugger

Noooooo!!!


*Looks up Stephen Hawking in the phone book*