well they cant jack off, they had their cocks surgically removed when they signed up

Hey... I still have my peepee


But you just reminded me, no sexual action at ALL for me for a very long time. My poor penis

i'm sure that if you piss of the drill sergeant bad enough he'll give you a little sexual action.

fingers up ass is not sexual action..

you need to give it a good go before you leave Dudbitch

Yeah, I'm trying, but luck isn't going my way right now.

you don't think so? hmmm.. i'm thinking that if i stuck my fingers up your ass, you'd probably complain to the authorities that i had sexually invaded you. so wouldn't that count as sexual action?

well no I wouldnt complain but then the drill sergeant would probably be doing some anal examination for crack so it doesnt count

Hmm, since you said you won't complain...


Can I stick my fingers up your ass? Pay no attention to the fact that you'll feel both of my hands on your shoulders.

3 arms? how cool!

sure, please yourself

Hey, you set yourself up for that one, I had to say it

lol, it was deliberate my child, iv heard it all before

Strip naked and punch me in the ass.


Every heard that one?

strip naked and lick my ass..

Strip naked and put a duck in my ass.

strip naked and dismantle my ass

strip naked and put my ass in your ass.

ok

wahooO!!!

~shakes head~ oh dear

strip naked and let me throw slices of ham at your ass.