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Synikul · **Weird news today -** 11-30-04

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Washington- According to a new study, space and dark are eternal, they were not created, and the 'Primordial Fireball' as claimed by the Big Bang theory could not produce them. The dark had existed before anything else since it is the occupant of the space, the master of the space. When there was no light before existence of the Universe, there existed dark, only dark, nothing else but dark and no one can challenge it just think over it.

http://internationalreporter.com/news/read.php?id=287

I want some of what he's smoking.

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It added: "We don't believe that the scene was degrading or harmful to the boar."

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I'm speechless.

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"He told me that there was a revelation from God," Dora said. "He told me that I had already been attacked by the devil, that I could only stop this by having sexual relations with him."

Dora said she believed Romero because she considered him a "true pastor" who was "guiding us toward eternal life."

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news...56/detail.html

If I was surrounded by women this gullible, I'd probably use it too.

ArSiNiK · 11-30-04

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Originally Posted by Synikul

"He told me that I had already been attacked by the devil, that I could only stop this by having sexual relations with him."

damnit, why's this motherfucker using my lines?

Lenina · 11-30-04

Maybe you didn't think of it first yer plagerist... or a word like that spelling but different...

Lenina · 11-30-04

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Originally Posted by Synikul

I want some of what he's smoking.

Aren't you already smoking that shit?

Synikul · 11-30-04

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Originally Posted by Lenina

Aren't you already smoking that shit?

Mine isn't that good.

Lenina · 12-01-04

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Originally Posted by Synikul

Mine isn't that good.

I say that about sex all the time.. I wanna see if god will help me...

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"He told me that I had already been attacked by the devil, that I could only stop this by having sexual relations with him."

Tell me where I can find him... I figure hes the real deal...

Nox noctis Umbra · 12-01-04

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"He told me that I had already been attacked by the devil, that I could only stop this by having sexual relations with him."

That's a whole new level man. Infact I don't even think its gulibility, I...... I don't even know a word for what that is.

Lenina · 12-01-04

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Originally Posted by The_Dark_Lord

That's a whole new level man. Infact I don't even think its gulibility, I...... I don't even know a word for what that is.

He was only trying to help her... Why you playa hatin'?

Nox noctis Umbra · 12-01-04

I'm not... I'm quite frankly at a loss for words

Lenina · 12-01-04

haha! I find it fucking funny.

Nox noctis Umbra · 12-01-04

So do I but still you gotta have........... no fucking brain to buy into that or buy into that religous thing a little too much

Lenina · 12-01-04

I know... It fucking qwns! I gotta start going to church... maha!

Nox noctis Umbra · 12-01-04

What the hell is qwns?

Lenina · 12-01-04

Its a type of vegan food... Like meat but not meat... Same texture...

Nox noctis Umbra · 12-01-04

Oh you mean like Tofu

Lenina · 12-01-04

no... Like qwns

Nox noctis Umbra · 12-01-04

O.k. well if its imitation meat then its just nasty

Synikul · 12-01-04

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Originally Posted by The_Dark_Lord

I'm not... I'm quite frankly at a loss for words

That was my reaction to the British TV people worrying about the pig being humiliated because he got wanked on TV.

Nox noctis Umbra · 12-04-04

I bet he was rather happy

Phage · 12-04-04

Don't they have a half-hour orgasm? I wouldn't say no.