post your weirdest dreams here, if you are willing to share them.

i've had this dream before, but it came back:

i was in this giant theater, and i was with invisible people. i went into a door that said Bubbles on a golden plaque, and i was in a large dark blue theater room, with velvet seats and a stage set with a blue and yellow kitchen with a cheesecake on the counter. people from my school were there eating potatoe chips. instead of going down the isle to the stage, i climbed over the seats, and went onstage,and some angry looking old people walked through the doors and started running through the isles towards me. i went backstage and everything was yellow. the people stood on the stage and the fat one pointed through the set window where they could see me, and she was yelling about me, and they all went over to me. i pulled a knife out of my boot, and spongebob (i hate that fucker) apperaed and started laughing at me. i started slashing his face open with the knife,and i saw this from some body els's point of view, only i was cutting the shit out of my arm...

i interpreted this dream, and it didn't make much sense, but the book i use to interpret dreams only says that either the dreamer or dreamess wants sex, or attention from their parents...

sorry to make you read so much. bye.

I dreamt i was a ewok in a giant killer robot with the appereance of Bob Saget in a world dominated by talking glasses.

Come back please,i feel an emptiness inside me. : (

i've been having some really weird dreams to.

well mainly i was watching a dream.

in the dream it had my friends grey truck. but it was driving in slow motion and in the back trunk it had mena suvarie. she looked exactly like she did in american beauty where she was in the gym wearing her little cheerleader outfit and she was doing that same dance which she did for thora birtches father.....
while she was in the back trunk she was doing that same dance and then another truck pulled up from behind. it was a black truck and that truck was going just as slow as the grey truck... in the black truck it had three men watching mena survarie dancing. nothing major was happening.

i was seriously tired and that was what i was dreaming about. i really don't know what all of that was about either.

guess i must of been more tired then what i actually thought. in order to have a crazy ass dream like that. that is how weird my dreams get.

hmmm.... i had another where a giant lobster was eating my dogs, and i attempted to stop it by pelting it with broccoli...

My whole life seems like a weird dream. I'd post it, but I don't have the money to fix the carpal tunnel that would come with it

i had a dream that i was being ushered into this grey warehouse looking building with a few smudged windows along the sides, i was being led in with a bunch of other girls aand we were all being told to have a seat on this tiny are of carpet inside. (grey carpet surrounded by a tiny 1 foot high chain link fence) we all sat down and were looking at a bare patch of floor just inside this fence. marilyn manson walked past us apparently looking for something and walked away....a few minute later he came back and stepped over the fence and stood on the bare patch of floor right in front of us and started singing...after 3 songs he went to take a 15 minute break and i decided to sneak away and follow him, i found him behind a purple curtain, sitting a a table that u might find in a school cafeteria, eating soup. we started talking about wether he remebered me from ozzfest a couple years ago and if he kept the book i threw to him onstage. about half an hour later i left and was hanging with a group of people and i convinced this girl to model for me...she suggested i cut her head off, take a pic and reattach her head. so i took a saw and a steak knife and we went into the back of my boyfriends truck (the truck had a camper shell on the back of it in the dream) and i proceeded to cut her head off....i remember all the blood and tears streaming down her face and the smudged eyeliner....then i went into the house and showed her severed head to the people i was hanging with and they thought it was cool, so i went back out to the truck to reattach her head and realised she was already dead. i knew i was gonna go to prison for murder. all i thought was "oh fuck"...and then i woke up.

i think ive pretty much scared everyone off with my head chopping dreams.

and then here is boring me that dont remember what i dream ever

i often have dreams about fire.

all my dreams are in colour and i can read in my dreams. im told that that rarely happens and that u cant read in dreams.

lol.... i had one recently where the new pope was the antichrist and one of my friends and i worked for him as live in servants, and the pope had a red ferarri. i drove my friend and the pope to this small church in a town i've been to before, and my friend and i were sitting outside and waiting for the pope to come back outside the church. i was talking to her about how she found out that he was the antichrist, and we had this conversation:

her: "hey, that means the world is going to end..."
me: "woah... hmmm... what about sexual abuse?" and i threw her on the car
her: (laughing) "that's not funny"
me: "wait.... that's bad.... SHIT!!! WE HAVE TO LEAVE!!!"

she got in the car, and started driving, and we drove on this horrible overpass that was like the cerial thriller at astroworld, only a crapload faster, and i was yelling about how i didn't want to go to houston, or porter, or new york. all of a sudden, the car flew off the bridge and landed in my livingroom. there were dogs, cats, seals, and otters everywhere, and i had to find my puppy before i could get in my parents car which was where i was supposed to be...... then i woke up with a headache... weird, yes?

kinda odd...which pope?

i had a rather odd dream this morning....

however, i dont really remember what happened, im just getting flashes of what was in my dream.

decaying corpses in a new orleans graveyard, broken coffins, photographs, these 2 guys who were ghosts....and their wives (who had recently died).
the one guy looked like rob zombie and the other looked like pogo from Marilyn Manson.

as far as the dead bodies went, i didnt see like bones and stuff...i saw mostly bodies still in a state of decay. eyes sunken in and such...this one coffin, mosly buried with just the lid exposed to the elements, was red and part of the lid was broken away to reveal the face of a woman (decaying) with grass growing up thru the coffin and around it. also saw a rotting fetus (complete with umbilical cord) on another coffin lid.







i think theres something very very wrong with me.

i always have dreams about screwein ppl

funny...i usually have dreams about death, killing, decay, and destruction. and i have no idea why.


ive just been told that i would make a great music video director! LOL

hmm thats an idea with lotsa$$$ involved oops more like $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

I have dreams where some sort of creature(s) is coming to kill me, and I have to get away. The one that was eeriely similar to Resident Evil was particularly odd

i used to always have this dream where I was at my stepdad's old apartment, and when I got there, there was this little dog who tried to attack me. so i'd punch the dog in the face, and his cheeks would balloon out, cartoon-style. so i'd push the cheeks in, and his eyes or ears or something would balloon out. i'd push them in, and the nose would balloon out, and so on and so forth. i could never get the dog's face to look normal again.

Weird.