If you click the link below, you'll be sent to a neopet page, and will be asked to sign up. If you sign up through this link, you'll help me obtain referral points, and this will be a wonderful thing. You don't even have tro play with the pet everyday. Just browse the site, hey..you might like it. But yeah, create a pet through my link and I'll give you head...LOTS OF IT!!!!

http://www.neopets.com/refer.phtml?username=mrsbinkie


thanks a bunch!!!

i'd like a trial run on the head before i sign up.

LOL. Now that's not very fair! :p

What if I give you head, and you say, "Oh yeah baby that was spectacular, but fuck neopets"

...then I wasted talent on you.

there is no such thing as a wasted blow job though. i get to cum and you get your daily allowance of man juice. it's a win-win situation.

touche.

I live with my boyfriend. I always get my 'allowance'/

you're the one offering head for signing up on some random website. obviously you want your 'allowance' super-sized.

Oog, bad mental pictures.

Im scarred for life now... I HOPE YOUR FUCKING HAPPY!!!

so....is this some spam whore or what?

*sucks thumb*

I am no whore. I do what I do for free.

i see...

Do you? Do you really?

shut up tool

and fuck off

ohioans unite!

so uhh, that would make you a .... slut?

sure. slut works for me.

oh hell no...

heh ... nice