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Virtual Church! - 05-20-04

It's here! VIRTUAL CHURCH! LOLZ0RZ!

They have sermons and everything.

If you click on yourself and hold the mouse, you are able to do actions like kneel, cross yourself, and praise.


It's always full, so it will probably log you in as anonymous and you will be invisible to everyone.

I think it's a really badass idea. People that don't want to go to church can now do it online.

http://server2.cof.smhost.net/v10/


lol...they kicked me out for talking too much. When they kick you out it says "YOU HAVE BEEN SMITED!" One girl told me that she was kicked out for kneeling in front of some one....it must have looked naughty so they gave her the boot.




lol an article on it:

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...nm/religion_dc



LONDON (Reuters) - The world's first Internet church has fallen victim to a plague of virtual demons, some of whom have been logging on as Satan and unleashing strings of expletives during sermons.

The "Church of Fools" was launched last week as a unique chance for Christians to worship interactively by choosing a "3D" animated character who could kneel, sing hymns, talk to others, hear a sermon, or shout "Hallelujah."

The site attracts between 5,000 and 10,000 worshippers daily and those who log on can also give money to a collection plate via mobile phone.

But the temptation to misbehave has proved too much for some.

"We have had problems from a small number of worshippers, which happens in any Internet chat room, and we are bothered about individual harassment, which we are taking seriously," said the site's deputy editor, Stephen Goddard.

"We're increasing security day by day to eliminate the disruptive behavior, such as the profanity, but we're determined to carry on...At least we're not preaching to the converted," he added.

The Church, sponsored by the Methodist Church but organized by the multi-denominational "Ship of Fools" project, said it had removed a "shout" function where people could speak to the whole congregation. Some were using it to hurl abuse or yell: "Satan loves you."

The pulpit, altar and lectern areas will be closed to the public after some worshippers walked their animated character into those areas during sermons.

But the strongest measure against the unruly will be the online equivalent of damnation: wardens will be able to smite the wicked by instantly logging them out of the church if they misbehave.

"In a way, we are facing the same problems faced by the first preachers who met resistance when they moved into new communities," said Goddard.

"But the church has always expanded into new communities and some of those are to be found in cyberspace now, so we are determined to carry on."

The Church of Fools is found at www.shipoffools.com.
  
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05-20-04

haha.. dude. that's just silly.
  
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05-21-04

can i virtually blow it up?


You can look at it as a metaphor for the fleeting nature of human life, or just chalk it up to my being a sick, bloodthirsty monster. Either way, it's all the same.

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person

" It is easier to write words on water then to try to use argument on a christian"
  
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can i virtually blow it up?
I don't know, but you can literally blow this one up...


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I don't know, but you can literally blow this one up...

AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Great link! gold star!
  
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haha that is fucking rediculous!
  
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Ridiculous!!


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Heh, Church of Fools... - 05-22-04

I wonder if they're aware of the irony of their name? I still haven't been able to get in and check it out. It's always full.


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05-22-04

same trouble here...can't get in


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05-23-04

why would you want to?


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I've been on the ship of fools site before. It's not bad. Funny when you are a ghost and you can hear what other people are saying.
  
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I got in!....interesting but cheezy look to it


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why would you want to?
Curiosity, mostly. That, and I've never played the Sims and don't want to bother getting the game, so I figure this'll be a close second...


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