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Undercover lovers... - 07-05-02

forbidden love... on sesame street
this two guys...there you meet
one's tall and the other one's fat
and both like it in the back

bert and erine...brothers?
undercover lovers.

it's not a secret...everyone knows
this can smell bert on erine's nose
as they walk hand in hand...into hooper's store
why do they always buy pickles?
and insist on paying in tickles?

bert and erine....brothers?
undercover lovers.

every thursday.. big birds come to play
everyone knows it's naked charades
guess what he's making now?
erine's impression of how to milk a cow!!

bert and erine....brothers?
bert and erine....brothers?
bert and erine....brothers?
undercover lovers.

another masterpiece written by Evil Ash


Anger that burst out of nothing, for evolution I shall charge into uncertainty's promised land.

it's been a pleasure, but I think I am gone...


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07-05-02

*gets fitted for a jacket..*


there was even naughtier ones in the chatroom...


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*collapses in a giggling fit*

God! I LOVE THESE!!!


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hey my friends daughter watches thst show lol







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That was truly a masterpiece I loved it. Thanxx, it gave me the laugh I needed for the day.

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07-05-02

i enjoyes that! it was very inrteresting i love it you should start one on elmo



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i enjoyes that! it was very inrteresting i love it you should start one on elmo
Evil ash wrote it on the chat. there's where he gets his....um inspirations


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to be honest...i don't know where i get it from..


HUGS ARE FREE, JUST LIKE SMILES AND RANBOWS!!
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07-05-02

You know...I've ALWAYS wondered if they were brothers or what the deal was. That's funny. Leave Elmo alone!


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Nice one, Chris . . . . . you know, I still have the Ballad of the Irish Death Chicken saved on my computer. I couldn't bring myself to get rid of it!



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irish death chicken eh? you should share it duchy...
  
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He came over my house, months back, with his notebooks full of hilarious bullshit. This was a favourite, so we typed it up all pretty on Word. I couldn't get rid of it.


The Ballad of the Irish Death Chicken
The epic poem by Christioher XXXXXX


‘Twas a long time before
The year I was born
That brought a scourge
That plagued the nation.
18 fell when the chicken rode in
And that’s when trouble came.

His beak was long,
His guns ablaze
He set the night on fire.
He killed and killed
Without a sound
And he killed some more.
He fired and shot his guns a lot
And something something . . . . . something.

He left a fortnight later,
Never to be seen again.
Somewhere, sometime, something, someplace,
His legend grows and grows.
And never be caught with your ass in the breeze
When the Irish Chicken shows.



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07-06-02

The Irish Dead Chicken!
*collapses in a burst of laughter*

this stuff you write Evil ash, is so godamn good!


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07-06-02

ASH! That was great!

You need to post

Shoe-Mania!!!!

LMAO

hahahaha


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Like I said, he has notebooks full of this stuff. If someone went through and corrected all of the spelling, etc., he could be fucking famous.

Remember that first 'book' that you showed me with the Pokemon? Can you put that on here?



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07-06-02

ahh.,....you guys are so nice...

shoe-bomb mania?


shoe bomb Mania!!!

got my shoes from habee
really quite a steal....
time to fly
grab my kicks...
these babies filled with dynimate sticks

Shoe-bomb mania!!
shoe-bomb mania!!


these ain't your daddies chuck t's or even your fila's
light a match at the end..and kiss your ass good bye!!!

Shoe-bomb mania!!
shoe-bomb mania!!

thank you


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07-06-02

YES!

hee hee hee

I want more


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*headbangs and chants for more*

:metalhead


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