Someone IM me...so i can like yell at your or somethign :p :p




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golly what a boring nite...Damnit Mari sign on or ill kick your ass!

:ejaculates into your eye:

I certainly hope masturbation isn't linked to blindness... else I'll be blind by next week!

wow i didnt even see your dick it was so small...

i just move faster then the THC allows your mind to register.

yeah pre-mature ejaculation is also a sign of a veteran alcoholic, next thing you know your hair will fall out and youll smell really bad..if you dont already assuming

i thought that was the sign of a burnt out hippie....oh well

nah hippis are quite good in the sack from what i heard, especially high, its like that LOA song Marijuana in your brain..takes longer to Eeeejaaacuulaaate.

But then we cant al do foreplay penetration, orgasim and cleanup in les than 5 minutes like you Py we all know youre the best.

i know, ive got to ease up on the cunnilingus. i never get to get off.

yeah how dare you be so selfish right?

im reading cosmo on the shitter now. its teaching me how to meet the needs of women.

well at least your sensetive... next thing you know youll be giving the old reach around out of courtesy during doggie...go you.

you cant quasi-quote a classic and not expect me to notice

Expecting something is the 1st step to being let down, if you got it or not i didnt care. even though its an actual saying not just a movie line..then again outside of flipping burgers and your apartment your only means of life is movies..so eh whatever.

so, in this cynical state where man walks about without any expectations is where true happieness is felt. seems hardly practical and highly abnormal that at no point in the day is anything expected.

also, on the converse, what if such a thing was expected such as a being fired or an asswhoopin that never happened. would this be "a let down?"



it may be a saying but its popularity stemed from a little know kubrick flick called "full metal jacket." and even if you deny seeing that movie, whoever you picked it up off of probally did.


what exactly are you saying? that i should degrade myself by "partying" every night which means driving my car down a half mile strip yelling at women and throwing beads only to get arrested for small possession? doesnt sound like fun to me.

SHit that sounds like fun to me!!!
But then we cant all be lazt shut ins like you and whack offf to midget porn and attempt to Rule our girlfriends and work at a 5 and dimer...why that seems dullsville to me.

yes, well, there are things called moral standards which you seem to have a difficentcy of. too bad saint john's wort cant fix that.

ill take the midget porn.

also, it wasnt an arguement of semantics. it was a debunking of a cleche.

yeah im a womanizer, your a woman basher.. pick your poison son. And before you get on your holy high horse remember youve done some not so great shit as well.

Actually it was some two-bit hairbrained philisophical drivel... but what you dont realize is that all perception is only held accountable to the ones who hold a singular perception..whats true to one isnt always true to another...and vice versa.