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Third grade ... but not... - 10-21-02

"If you like me ... check yes ... if not .. fuck you!"

Remember those fucking notes in school? Well, this one was left for Me at My desk at work. Secret freak admirer. Life is so fucking stupid and amusing at the same time.


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Jeremy,

I don't even know why I'm writing this ... I hope you don't show this to -anyone-... I think you are involved with someone. I know there are other girls who are interested in you. Even though you are cute and handsome, you have this animal magnitism about you. So I can't help myself. I think about you all the time. I look for you all the time. I'm not looking for love... I'm looking to spend some time with you; hang out ... have some awesome sex... I know I'm good at what I do ... are you good at what you do?!!

I want a really good friend that I can talk to and can talk to me with fringe benefits!! Like I said I don't even know why I'm writing this because even if I found a way to get this to you I'm afraid to let you know who this is... I'm also afraid you wouldn't feel the same if you know who this came from...

So I guess this is kind of in vain. I just think you are awesome and I enjoy being around you... I will give you some hints to who I am and if you figure out who I am you can let me know. I see you every morning, not much, though, throughout the day. We were in training together. I sit on the other side of the call-center from you. I'm off on Wednesdays... this one will definitely give it away ... you think I'm a freak when I talk about sex and things I've done!! Please don't tell anyone if you know who I am... I just had to let you know. See ya' around my goth god or is it Master?! Ha. Ha. Just kidding???

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10-21-02

Sounds like you have started a cult following at your work. Kind of creepy in a way.

Do you know which one it is?



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10-21-02

i am sorry Khal.... i jsut ccould not help myself any more.....it eats at me night and day just thinking about all the motor oil and battery cables attached to me.. watching you flip the switch and giving me the jolt of my nubile young life.......


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10-21-02

reading that i'm sure you could have a pretty good guess. i mean she was way out there.
  
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10-21-02

Hey.. at least she's cute. And knowing you, you'll find some way to use this to your advantage.



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Re: Third grade ... but not... - 10-21-02

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"If you like me ... check yes ... if not .. fuck you!"

Remember those fucking notes in school? Well, this one was left for Me at My desk at work. Secret freak admirer. Life is so fucking stupid and amusing at the same time.


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Jeremy,

I don't even know why I'm writing this ... I hope you don't show this to -anyone-... I think you are involved with someone. I know there are other girls who are interested in you. Even though you are cute and handsome, you have this animal magnitism about you. So I can't help myself. I think about you all the time. I look for you all the time. I'm not looking for love... I'm looking to spend some time with you; hang out ... have some awesome sex... I know I'm good at what I do ... are you good at what you do?!!

I want a really good friend that I can talk to and can talk to me with fringe benefits!! Like I said I don't even know why I'm writing this because even if I found a way to get this to you I'm afraid to let you know who this is... I'm also afraid you wouldn't feel the same if you know who this came from...

So I guess this is kind of in vain. I just think you are awesome and I enjoy being around you... I will give you some hints to who I am and if you figure out who I am you can let me know. I see you every morning, not much, though, throughout the day. We were in training together. I sit on the other side of the call-center from you. I'm off on Wednesdays... this one will definitely give it away ... you think I'm a freak when I talk about sex and things I've done!! Please don't tell anyone if you know who I am... I just had to let you know. See ya' around my goth god or is it Master?! Ha. Ha. Just kidding???

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Hmm, that is strange. The last letter I got on my desk simply said, "Your ass is mine!!" and it had a picture of an aardvark stapled to it...I think yours is better...


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10-21-02

LOL thats so funny however i do have to say she has some guts to be able to embarrass herself like that. i hopw you figure out who she is. honestly she sounds kinda sluttly. she just wants to fuck you and the last part, the master/ goth god or whatever...makes her sounds like 11. LOL that was faintly bright spot in my black day. thanks


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10-21-02

"goth god" is pretty funny in and of itself...


"...Lord, bring on the night. Wrap it all around me. Let it hold me tight. Soak up all that I bleed..." -Savatage-

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10-22-02

damnit i thought i asked u not to show anyone!



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10-22-02

*chuckles*

that reminds me of those school days when girls (and boys alike) sended letters about how hot and good looking you are and with the little check box saying be my boyfriend? check here Yes or No

ah... the memories.. life is full of irony...


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it's been a pleasure, but I think I am gone...


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10-22-02

funny... i didnt get any letters like that... *sniff*


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10-22-02

me neither.. sniff
  
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10-22-02

aww...

they didn't appreciate the real beauty..

meh, to make you guys feel better, most of the time I got the letters from girls that I didn't like... the ones I liked where a bit.. snobbish towards me.

so there.


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I remember those.. oh oh the memories... *coughs*..
  
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10-22-02

I bet you got a lot of those letters...

hell, they fall upon your feets with a mere glare!


Anger that burst out of nothing, for evolution I shall charge into uncertainty's promised land.

it's been a pleasure, but I think I am gone...


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10-22-02

she probably didn't want to be known who she is because that can be considered a form of sexual harrassment...so if you tire of her, you can always sue her...you have proof, just keep it out of the workplace



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actually I hardly ever got any
  
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what? harrasment?


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10-22-02

i never got any letters...and was way to shy to give them.....what does it tell u when i say...i only dated one guy i went to school with........and he was my first kiss in 8th grade...i got to a slow start




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