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11-03-06

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what in the fuck is wrong with you? what synapsis arnt fireing properly?


take em all, take em all, put our back against a wall and shoot em, toe to toe, watch em fall, come on boys take em all.
  
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11-03-06

Burnt. lol.


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11-04-06

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what in the fuck is wrong with you? what synapsis arnt fireing properly?
Nothing...it took you long enough to notice this. I wouldn't say I'm slow. :p

Actually, I had woke up to my sister's ex roommate watching something on our big screen TV and some black guy was on. My response was, "There's nothing like black men first thing in the morning." She laughed her ass off as I proceeded to tell her about how I'd love to have sex with an elephant. Only because I think or know they have a big penis. We had a very detailed discussion about what would happen to me, if 20 inch penis penetrated me. Sometimes, I think I embarrass my sister or she's ashamed to tell people we're related.

It's late and I just got back from eating at Denny's and watching the movie Borat. I recommend everyone go see it. You'll laugh you ass off. Even be traumatized as I was at some point in the movie.
  
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11-05-06

I don't ever want to see a naked fat person in my entire life!
  
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11-05-06

Careful! fate's got a nasty sense of humour. no sense tempting it.
  
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11-07-06

Could it be called Karma?
  
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11-07-06

no, its called bourbon


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11-07-06

hmm...I don't think I've tried bourbon. I might have. Is the taste similar to whiskey or gin?
  
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11-07-06

whiskey/bourbon

the guys who make it will tell you its different but all whiskey is is a mix of bourbons and bourbon is bourbon.


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11-07-06

I see. Some guy let me try his drink, and he had gingerale and whiskey with ice. It tasted like apple juice only fermented for a really long time. I liked it.
  
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11-08-06

:-) my karma ran over your dogma :-)
  
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11-08-06

My dogma was resurrected by a serial killer zombie and using it's ultra-sensitive hearing it was able to discover the secret of a how to build a nuclear bomb from listening to a Courtney Love concert. My dogma built the bomb right there in the pet sematary and tied it to his back, then he got into his alien powered rocket ship and blasted off into space, tapped into the hubble telescope and used it to find your karma, at which he threw the nuclear weapon, and as soon as it got within 400 feet of your karma my dogma shot the nuclear vessel out of the air with his ancient fucking eyes of death beams send you, your karma, and half of the world into an ever obscuring oblivion of darkness and anti-gravity.


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:-) my karma ran over your dogma :-)
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