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This Sunday... - 04-18-04

I woke up and called in and told my manager that I have a "really bad" yeast infection. I then went to my friends to drop off his pipe that I'd somehow stole the night before. Then I drive to my friend's apartment to meet up with them to go to the Austin Marley fest. I knock and no one answers, so I figure I'll see em down there.

As I'm walking to Marley fest, a guy pulls over and asks where it is. I catch a ride with him and see a bunch of needles stuck ALL over the dashboard. He tells me he's an acupuncturist. I get to the front gates and find out it's $7, and I only have five. I see an old friend of mine and he immediately tries to sell a wide array of hemp necklaces and bracelets to me. I ask a Jamaican guy with long dreads if I can use his phone. The people I'm calling don't answer, but the guy gives me $2.

I get in and walk around, find my friend and smoke a bit. Walk around s'more and find more peeps, smoke a bit. Then I decide to go home cuz it's hot and start walking back.

While standing at a crosswalk, I see a large group of people on the other side walking toward Marley fest. (I'm the only one walking the other direction) The light turns and I start to walk across and I see this guy's dog get hit by a car. A big group of people form around him while he's trying to give the dog mouth to mouth.

I keep walking and a block later run into some friends, so I turn around with them and walk back to Marley fest...and smoke a bit. The friends I'm with decide to sit with this girl that hates me cuz I got all drunk and talked some shit to her friends, so I leave, come home, and smoke.



How was your Sunday?
  
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04-18-04

what day was sunday? oh wait, thats today........damn, you had an exciting day.....as for me, i uh woke up at like 3:30 i think, got high, took a shower, got high again, touched up a story of mine which a friend drove me to kinkos so i would print 22 copies of my story, then we went to chipotle....the hot sauce is really hot!.....went back to kinkos, got my prints for $33, came home, got high, fucked around on the net, read some stories for class, got high, am here now.....

i'm jeaoulous of your sunday


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the color of suicide
  
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i just sat at home and smoked an oz of hella hurta weed........fun fun fun ha ha ha


Fear is fake, it was created by humans and serves us no purpose...

The dead travel quickly.....

I wish my grass was an Emo, then it would cut itself.
  
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I saw a roadkill squirrel being dragged off from its face by a vulture off the road. I win!!
  
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ha ha ha ha


Fear is fake, it was created by humans and serves us no purpose...

The dead travel quickly.....

I wish my grass was an Emo, then it would cut itself.
  
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Originally Posted by Soul Erosion

How was your Sunday?
it was ok


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Anarchy is the revolutionary idea that nobody is better qualified to decide how your life should be run than you


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04-19-04

Uh... Not nearly as eventful as yours, Soul Erosion. (note my use of "yours", DarkSoul. In fact, take notes.)

I got up at 2 in the afternoon. I took a shower. I curled my hair. I drove to work. My truck overheated again. I put in some more coolant. Then it spilled on my hands. So I was sticky. And then I went to work. Worked 12 hours. Came home. Ate food. Peed. Showered. And slept.

I have no life.


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Damn Strait if you have resorted to lecturing me about grammar


Fear is fake, it was created by humans and serves us no purpose...

The dead travel quickly.....

I wish my grass was an Emo, then it would cut itself.
  
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Im bored so I will really post my sunday. I seriously did see that squirrel get carried off,I should have hit it but I got too much of a freakin conscience.Squirrels arent like people,I cant just run them over like that! Lets see, I woke up early,so some friends,and I went to see the Punisher. After that, I had only thirty minutes before work,so then i went to work. It was a slow day,but uh...a COOL slow day,yeah.
  
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04-19-04

I'm sick now. :|


I smoked so much that I'm sick. I can't stop coughing. The snot is like WATER.

*watersnot*
  
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04-19-04

i got up a 8, hung over. went to church. came home layed arround. went to my cousins at 8 and drank jim and coke while playing pool till 3 in the morning.


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I'm sick now. :|


I smoked so much that I'm sick. I can't stop coughing. The snot is like WATER.

*watersnot*
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