Naaa i want something that with leave nothing left

not that i condone....suicide.....

but..i always though the self-imoltiation would be the final fuck you....but it will hurt like a mother-fucker....

Well if you don't like messes then my way (Japanese Warrior style) probably isn't for you...

why? if no one cares about what you are now then they won't care what you are after you're dead...

Ya i want to go out like just kinda disappering so i'll just be gone no fuss no muss

break your neck trying to perform self-filatio.
thats pretty clean. but leave the pics out..

I have been informed by Evil cheese fry that you people don't like post like this. Well anyone who has a problem with it Screw you

aren't you supposed to be dead yet, pussy?

Damn, he saw through my sarcasm... it was so good too...

obviously nothing gets by this guy...

I'd nominate him for some sort of award but I'm afraid he'd start writing a serious acceptance speech...

god knows we wouldn't want to distract him from writing his suicide note...

dude if you want help threatening suicide is not the way to get it, likewise with attention; it will just get the piss ripped out of you as my friends here have done to spectacular effect *random hugs all round* in my experience, the ones who mean it are the ones who just do it with no warning, often after seeming completely at peace or on top of the situation. anyone can tell you suicide isn't the answer, but as you don't seem to be particularly in dire need of being told i'm not going to bother.

GET OVER IT.

so you have no insurance and your parents kick you out? boo fucking hoo. it's called life. if you don't like the place you're at right now get off your ass and do something about it. sympathy will only go so far towards making you feel better and after a while its donors will begin to get fed up with giving it. the only person who can help you is you and you damn well know it so stop with the suicide shit and find something to run towards instead of running away from.

HAHHAHA. You want to know some really cool ways?


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Look at my profile and IM me on AIM sometime, I have lots of them!

I'm still alive because I could never actually go through with them. Glad I couldn't now, but....

*waves her hand wildly in the air*

Oh oh oh PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!!!


It took a while but I came up with the perfect solution for your dilemma...

Jump off the Empire State Building Naked. See, the fall will pretty much liquify you and then they can just spray you off the sidewalk with a firehose.

THEN, Subway is having a special on party platters for your funeral this week so that it will be very cheap to hold a memorial service if you make it BYOB.

AND.... if you pick out a real pretty rock, that can be a free gravestone and you can write your own name on it with a Crayola washable marker so that it dissappears the next time it rains....

ABSOLUTELY NO SIGN YOU WERE EVER HERE!!!


<- is sooooooooooooooooo smart!!




we'll even ask Arsi to delete this post!

You could always just slide yourself into a crematory...it worked in "Return of the Living Dead 2"...

HMM I would think that would be a little to hot OUCH

...ouch?

stupid shadowborn, wasn't it obvious that when he said 'go out like just kinda disappearing' he meant you know... a nice suicide. maybe we can get david copperfield in on this one and he can do a whole dance number before making him go away.

*raises hand and waves it wildly again*


I can do it!!!!

I can do it!!!!

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