what is the most stupid thing you have witnessed, seen, heard done or dealt with? Give us all a good laugh and help us feel better about our own sensibilities

I was sitting in a restaurant in pittsburg eating lunch waiting for all eastern chorus to begin. they had these huuuuuge plate glass windows all around the restaurant.

well i was sitting there staring serenly out of one of them when i see 2 guys walk up outside, one with a video camera.
i see the one with out take a few steps back and then come running at the glass and i think "wow, he may be in the restaurant in a couple seconds"

he jumps at the window and comes crashing through right next to a family enjoying their lunch.
apparently they had been doing a sociology project to see people's reactions to strange behavior and had only meant to bang against the glass.

his arm was really cut up and he had to pay for the window (3000 dollars) and he got sued.

they let him stay for the chorus though

i knew a girl in high school that went in for a job interview. she was a pretty girl who was dressed very professional and went into the interview with a lot of confidence. she said that the interview started off really well and she began to get comfortable. the man who was interviewing her was a nice guy and they essentially entered into an interview type chit chat. well the guy off-handedly asked her:

'so, are you a team player?'

to which she replied...


'oh no, i don't even play sports.'

I was once interviewing a girl for a job at the cafe and she told me halfway through the interview that I did not know what I was doing...... and told me that I should hire her on nothing but the basis of her looks..... duh!!!! stupid girl.... suffice it to say that she did not get the job....

another time when I was managing a Texaco station I hired a guy by the name of Levi.... the day I hired him he asked me if I knew where I could get some good green bud.... I told him that all he had to do was look around and he could get an eighth for $50..... the next day I came in in the morning and his shift was exactly $50.25 short.... when he came in I pretended like nothing had happened.... he said he had $50 for a bag and asked me if I could get him one.... I told him sure no problem... he gave me the fifty dollars and I fired him and told him he could go to hell...

hHahHAahahahahhaa... what a fucking dumb ass.

...and you'd think these people would be on drugs in such a situation but this one clearly wasn't. Baffling...

it was even funnier when he came in the next week looking for a paycheck for the one shift he worked..... I looked at him and said... "Who the fuck are you.... I don't remember hiring you... get out of my store before I call the police...."

I had tore up all of his paper work including his time card.... it was like he never worked there... and he had no proof that he did either.....

damn, you're evil

I backed off a roof putting up Chistmas lights and broke my arm.

I forgot my Mom's birthday one year...

My Family went camping one time during the summer at a lake called "Lake of the Pines". (It's like the major summer hang out place in East Texas. One of the larger lakes.) Anyways, we had been camping for a while... Like 2-3 days and one night after everyone went to bed in their tents, (one for me, my brother, and step-brother, and one for my Mother and Step-father)... Well, I woke up later in the night, and the wind was blowing all crazy-like and the tent was pretty much moving with the wind... As if there were a tornado about... So, I got my ass up and got in my step-dad's Truck to get the fuck out of that storm. Then a few minutes later, my step-brother jumped in the Truck with me, bitching about the storm. (All the other vehicles were locked by the way.) Lightning was crashing, wind was blowing, and there really was a tornado, but it was about a mile away on the other side of the lake. But it was pure HELL. Well, about 10 minutes later, me and my s-brother, see lightning crash, and the tent that we WERE in was blown over... And you could see the shape of my brother's body trying to crawl out of the mangled tent. (That was funny.:p He was cryin' to, if I remember right, hehe...) ANYWHO! To get on with the real funny part........ Well, my brother jumped in the truck along with my and my s-brother, so NOW the truck was packed, cause it was a bench seat truck. About 15 minutes after my brother got in................ All of a sudden, the door opens up and my mom screams "DON'T LOOK AT ME!! I'M NAKED!!!!!" And OOOH Shit! I wanted to jump out of that truck so bad! I could of dug my eyes out of my sockets right then. Me, my brother, and step-brother all said curse words and turned our head away... And then my step-dad jumps in the truck and says, "DON'T LOOK AT ME!! I'M NAKED!!!!!" .............Oh GOD! I was in HELL! I was packed into a pick-up truck and my parents were naked and had had sex. (YOU DON'T CAMP NAKED UNLESS YOU'RE FUCKIN'!! So I know they were doin' it... God, it still gives me the shivers!) But anyways, my Step-Dad eventually got the balls to get out of the truck and get some clothes for him and my mom... And we we're stuck in that truck until the morning. Weeeeell, when I woke up everything in the camping area along with who ever else was in the camping grounds had their shit fucked to hell. Tents were in the water, boats were overturned, shit was everywhere. But I'll never forget that... Seeing my parents naked and getting a really icky picture of them fuckin'. IT may not of been "stupid", but even though it's nasty, I think it's funny. :p And I'm gonna tell my kids about it so they can make fun of Grandma! HAHA! :p

dude, if i were your kid i would DEFINATELY not want to know that about my grandma....*tries not to think of her grandparents fucking*

Haha!! I'm gonna scar 'em for life!

NOOOOOO!!!!!!! that's horrible!

hAHaHHAahAHahahaa... oh shit. ok, people are looking at me right now because i'm laughing at my desk. good story!

HAHA! Horrible?! :p I'm not that bad!

Thanks, Arsinik! hehe...

OH YEAH! When I was living with my mom, during the ages of like 13-17, she would steal my CDs that she thought was "BAD" or whatever... the ones that had cussing or whatever. Anywho, one day, when she was at school on an Inservice (she's a teacher), I went into her room to steal my CDs back! I was gonna record them all onto blank tapes and put them back where she had them hid. Soooooo, I go into her room and look everywhere. And then.....!!!..... I look in her nightstand drawers!! HAHA!! AND THERE THEY ARE!! My Therion, Manson, and Danzig albums... I picked them up and.... GAG!!! HACK!!.... Right below them, there's some sort of vibrating sex toy and this lubricant that if I remember correctly, was the "glow in the dark" kind. Needless to say... I never went looking for my stolen crap in her room again. I simply waited until I was 18 and she would give the stuff back to me. Another scary picture that I have burned into my mind of my mom doing something sexual.

maybe you're not but reminding your kids that their grandma had sex is!

Haha!! (My Mom always called me "The Good Son")

yeah maybe the good sun like McKully Kulkin in that fucked up movie

I'm pretty sure that's what he was implying...

Well, a few days ago I saw a group of people picking on a migit. The migit (whose name is Robin) lost her mind and began to kick the people who were insulting here, it was the most funny thing I have ever seen in my entire life. But the stupid part comes in when she began to chase the football player around the class. While she was doing this, I guess she did not see where she was going but she ran straight into a wall. Call me a sadist but I just think the sight of a migit running into a wall to be very very funny.

----- Other Stupid Things -----

1) A Friend deep-throated a banana, he began to choke on it.

2) A football player got so excited about a game he headbutted a friend of mine, who is a girl. Needless to say, she did not like it.