our site is having a halloween decorating contest...a neighbor offered the use of spiderwebs and spiders(easily draped across my computer) there is also streamer and balloons offered(black and orange)...any ideas what i can do with them?

Um. Maybe I am dense...but what exactly are you decorating? The outside of your computer?

hey Jordyn...I seem to have plenty of spider webs right here in my living room...you want them???

Oh, and hi, babe...hope all is well.

Dont worry im confused too... if this is a site decorating contest shouldnt the site be getting a new look?

i'm sorry it's for halloween, each department is supposed to decorate their cubes...all i can come up with is the webbing...

Hmmmmm...

lots of blinking lights maybe? or are you going for something utterly gothic?

ooooo! staple black lace on the sides of your cube....

nothing electrical...it's agains regulations...but i like the black lace concept...

Real live spiders and lots of em'.
Like the one we had hanging about 4 ft from the ceiling of my school yesterday.

Don't you dare hang those spiders! I'll report you for cruelty to animals...

you should hack off your boss' arm and beat everyone in your area with it. i think that somehow constitutes 'decorating.'

I can staple dead spiders all over your cubicles walls!.. .... ......... .............. ok bad idea.

At Wal-Mart they have battery operated 'torches' that have these fake flames inside of them.

*shrugs*

i like these ideas...however no animals dead or alive, i really have no bosses i'd want to hurt...but i did take one of the balloons, blow it up, tape black crepe paper to it and glue on eyes and a mouth with a crepe tie...it looks pretty neat...i'm also considering bringing a skull i have that talks in different voices...battery operated...and I don't know...sadly i'm not working on halloween so i don't get to join the costume contest...

You leave those spiders alone! Thye dont deserve to be hanged

Do you have any last words? Do you give thema tot of whisky before you pull the switch to open the trap door?

Sorry i coudnt help myself.

staple black lace to the walls, drape thin red string from the top of the wall so it hangs down at all different lengths randomly. drape your chair in something slinky, or red or black cloth. give your monitor a grim reapers hood, with dark red circles from construction paper just underneath the hood at the top of the monitor. place unlit canles(im assuming you cant have real fire) and make a fake altar maybe. place upside down pentagrams everywhere. get an old key board you dont want to use anymore and drip red wax all over it, maybe giving a bleeding effect? maybe use barbed wire along the top of the cubicle walls. draw unknown latin all over the place. and put one of those mats that make noise when you step on them underneath another mat, ,thats semi normal on the ground.


*shrugs*
theyre only my ideas.

use them to what you will

Dust