http://www.steakandbjday.com/

You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!

The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's.



for the girls, blow job 101:

http://www.sunnycrittenden.com/BlowJob101.html

what about a link to cooking good steak?

and another thing: you think this thread is better than my King Tut one, don't you?

texas t-bone:

http://www.bettycrocker.com/recipes/...recipeid=36697

only in every imaginable way, but other than that your thread is pretty cool.

mmm. steak.

haha. bettycrocker...

Egyptian princesses cooking steak and giving blowjobs. Wow. Where's that girl that was writing that crappy porno plot a few months ago..?

what's your facination with egyptians?

Nothing sexual, lol...just being dumb. I used to be interested in the culture and all that intellectual jazz when I was in highschool...

now you're just into their princesses?

I don't think asking 'do you want a finger in your ass?' is likely to preceed a great blowjob session.

Persoanlly I'd just prefer the steak...


...the only good BJ's I ever had where from American women, sorry but English women seriously seem to be lacking in this area.

Nuttin like a day of doing what ya love!

That prejudiced!
You can only say that when you've had a blow job from every British woman and every American woman, and you are in a position to compile a detailed report.

I can say that, from my previous relationships this is simply the way it has been. English women seem to find it a chore and always ruin it by whinging about it. The English women I date and a lot that I have spoken to just don't seem to be interested in it. I personally don't give a feck what English women have to say, in the bedroom they are seriously lacking compared to American women...

...and that is an honest opinion.

I think it tends to come down to the English bloke tendency to watch the tv over while you're giving him head.
'Can you shift a bit to the left love' isn't encouraging women to do anything other than give a sharp bite.
Also some guys seem to think that shoving your head down is ok. It's not. Ever.

See now that's why they don't enjoy sucking you off.

Have you been out with many english women? Have you been out with many American women?

I have, so therefore I'm in a better position to speak on it than you women.

I'm the one on the receiving end and I can speak from experience that American women don't try to lay a guilt trip on a guy just cos he likes getting head.

I'm a guy who loves going down on women and never say no to a partner who would want it, but in this country the women act like its the worlds worst thing for a guy to ask for, personally I think it's a cultural thing...



*sits back with big wooden spoon and stirs some more*

Actually I'm not half bothered about your opinions on the subject so stir away. I know what I know.