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Synikul · **Stab victim 'continued masturbating' -** 06-20-07

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Stab victim 'continued masturbating'

A Brisbane woman stabbed a male friend twice in the shower after he refused to stop masturbating in front of her children.

Defence lawyers for Kylie Louise Wilson, 28, said the mother of two "lost it" when her friend of six years, Daniel Peter Blair, went on a masturbation marathon on April 6 last year.

Brisbane's District Court this morning heard Mr Blair had showed up at Wilson's Birkdale unit, in Redland Shire, where he took amphetamines before having a shower.

Whilst in the bathroom, Mr Blair, 32, began pleasuring himself, before moving to Wilson's bedroom, where he rolled around naked on her bed and continued his lewd conduct.

He returned to the bathroom for more and was busted by Wilson, who was attempting to bath her three-and-a-half year-old daughter.

The court heard Mr Blair refused her repeated requests to stop, prompting her to fetch a knife from the kitchen which she used to stab him twice in the left shoulder.

Crown prosecutors said Mr Blair paused only to put on his shorts and flee outside to wait for police to arrive, but was again overcome by the urge.

"Despite his injury, it seems (Mr Blair) continued to masturbate while in the garage," the prosecutor said.

Police took him to hospital where he received treatment for the minor stab wounds.

Wilson pleaded guilty to one count each of unlawful wounding and wilful damage.

Her defence barrister, Mark Johnson, said Wilson regarded Mr Blair as a "tolerably decent person" when he was not using drugs, but had become "extremely protective" of her daughter under the circumstances.

"He was in and out and round about, doing this sort of thing all over the house, " Mr Johnson said.

"She just lost it, to put it crudely."

Senior Judge Gilbert Trafford Walker accepted the Crown's submission that Wilson had been subjected to "grossly offensive conduct ... which in a moral sense amounts to extreme provocation."

He sentenced her to nine months' jail but ordered that she be immediately released on parole.

Stab victim 'continued masturbating' - Queensland - brisbanetimes.com.au

That's the kind of dedication and single minded purpose I like to see.

Pyrric Dicktory · 06-21-07

what the hell were you doing in austrailia?

Iron's Rite · 06-21-07

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Originally Posted by Synikul

That's the kind of dedication and single minded purpose I like to see.

On Both Counts?

Cally · 06-24-07

amateur! you never let 'em get away. that's what gardens are for. :-)

Iron's Rite · 06-24-07

If we ever meet, remind me not to beat-off around you.

Cally · 06-24-07

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If we ever meet, remind me not to beat-off around you.

what and waste some serious fertlizing potential?

fuck i crack myself up. pun, pun, pun.

do you want to be under the yellow rose or the pink?

Iron's Rite · 06-25-07

I'm sure this will look really stupid but the Yellow or Pink Rose thing went Flying over my head . . .

Tozzy · 06-25-07

i'm just surprised she stabbed him in the shoulder.

reading through, i was expecting her to have slashed at his cock.

Uncletiggs · 06-25-07

That would have meant she would have looked at it. Construed as 'possible interest'. So she hit him in the shoulder to hopefully stop him from being able to do it.. Guess she forgot about the other hand though..

Tozzy · 06-25-07

if she'd thought over it in that kind of way, that'd mean that what she did was thought about. pre-meditated in some respects. and that's a whole different ballpark.

Cally · 06-25-07

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I'm sure this will look really stupid but the Yellow or Pink Rose thing went Flying over my head . . .

that's okay dude. i'm 90% sure no one here gets what i'm on about. I was offering you a place of honour under one of my rose bushes. beats pushin' up daisies. :-)

Iron's Rite · 06-26-07

I got confused because I was thinking of it as some sort of obscure slang that I'd never learned of. Otherwise, I think you make pretty good sense, for what it's worth coming from me anyway.

Dark Messiah · 06-26-07

I like roses. They smell purty.

Cally · 06-26-07

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I like roses. They smell purty.

the more shit they are in, the purtier they smell.

Sik Simon · 06-27-07

Some people just can't handle their drugs, they ruin it for everybody else. If he'd masturbated in front of my kid I do believe I'd have broken his nose, rendered him unconscious with some kind of blunt instrument, taken his wallet, called someone to watch my kid, taken him to the docks in a stolen car and put him under the ocean. That shit is rediculous. I mean don't get me wrong I'm not one to knock on speed-induced masturbation, but do it on your own time, in your own house, or your own hotel room, or you're gonna get stabbed in the shoulder. That's just how life works.

Sik Simon · 06-28-07

It was a pretty good story though. Made me laugh a couple times.

White Rabies · 06-29-07

Speed-induced masturbation?

DarkSoul · 06-29-07

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Speed-induced masturbation?

apparently it can be dangerous...
who would have thought...

White Rabies · 06-29-07

Just further proof that Qld'rs are a bunch of wankers

DarkSoul · 07-01-07

too true... fucking banana benders....