For the second time in as many weeks, I've been subjected to grunts and moans from a stall in the women's bathroom.

I work in a beautiful office complex. Manicured lawns... fountains... spacious offices with tasteful decor.. dozens of little Mexicans to do our bidding. The women's bathroom is awesome. We have carpeting and couches, fresh flowers and scented soap.

So here I am, fiddling with the clasp on my brand-new EXPENSIVE cashmere slacks. And this woman is going "arghhhhhhhhhh..... uhhhhhhhhhhhh...... ooooooooooooohhhhhhhh...........", then I hear *plop*. Silence. *plop*. Silence. *plop plop*.


The SMELL. MY GOD, THE SMELL. I can't wear this outfit again. I have to shave my head. I STILL SMELL IT NOW.

WTF???

That is just absurd, and that's someone in your office?????
She must have zero sense of social propriety...

I can ALWAYS tell when it's a WICKED LADY THREAD before I even enter the FORUM, because the EMPHASIZED words are ALWAYS in CAPITAL LETTERS.

Heh! You have Mexicans, we have Africans! They are so obedient.

Don't save your head, ffs.

HEY! I do that TOO!

its not like she took a shit on the rugs in the office itself.

she was in the bathroom..

but yeah if she had to drop a bomb, she should have at least waited until she was ALONE in the bathroom.

I can always tell when (antihero) has entered a thread by the overwhelming feel of masculinity and the stench of Stetson.

I can always tell when Wicked Lady shuts up, because I can actually hear trees falling in woods that are nowhere near me.
<3<3<3

at that moment did it suck to be you ??

no, i'm sure it was a fuckin' festival for her.

Mmmmm... masculinity...

I hope one falls on your penis. No <3 for you.

This Thread Is Grounded In Reason And Regulated In Logic

Yeah, well.... your face is grounded in waffle batter and regulated by my fists.

That sort of thing happens all the time in the mens room, hardly a day goes by without me being sat there reading quietly whilst someone else sounds like they're giving birth a couple of stalls down.

People need more fiber . . .

pleasent.

pleasant.

i cant stop laughing...

Shut up.