Yessir this is one of those threads. Most people shrug'em off because they seem like empty farewells but this one'll convince ya. Let me explain.

I'm not pissed at anyone. Y'all are great. However, I've done some real searching and ya know, when you're as committed and set for a life with someone else as I am with my lady Lacey, it's not proper to hang out in a place like this. No offense, but this is a place for the crude, sarcastic, sexual, and pick up lines. Fun as it is.

If she were hanging out on a message board, namely this one, a lot of the guys here would have a serious crush on her and that (while not wrong of her) would still irk me in a way. Sure, it'd be no grounds to throw a fit or any of that, but it still creates kind of a headache. I asked her what she thought about it, because I've told her all about the lot of you, and she likes you. But she did finally say that it would be cool if I got away from it all.
Mia can vouch that I've been deliberating on this one for awhile and made empty resolutions in the past. Lacey has always said it doesn't make a difference, but as we move into a house and all that, the reality of kids in the future and all that becomes more real. It's kinda like giving up drinking with your buddies, I guess you could say. I never did anything wrong whilst doing the proverbial "boozin'", but that doesn't make it right.

With that said, you all take good care. I'll miss you all, some of you a lot. I have an email address, for what it's worth, but this is the big "Peace out".

Chumps.

cya

Aw, and I liked you, surreal.
Have fun as the family man.

That's the stupidest reason I've ever heard, you fuhkin' faeg. You were one of the three "favorite people" on my list. Way to shorten it even further. I hate you.

you're killin' me smalls.

I'm pissed. I'm going to IM the crap out of you every day, if you still use it.

Fuckin' a, surreal. You were one of the cookies on the Ryan Oreo. How can I have a Ryan Oreo with only one Ryan? Now I'm like... empty. I don't even have the yummy cream filling.

I think I might cry.

keep an eye on cyanstudios.com. i think i'll have it up before february.
but i don't use any messengers much. if you don't have an email address i can pm it to ya.

Hey Oreo's will give you zits anyway.
By the way, you're slackin'. I still never gotcher card. My address changed, so I can pm that too.

Keep it pants, homes.

Really? I coulda sworn I sent it. Fuck, that means I have to go get a new one. PM me the new address and your email address. And I swear on my cat's testicles that I'll mail it for real.

And you keep it pants de Leon.

the mail's been on hold for awhile because of the move. i'll let you know if it's not in the stack.

You kidding dude? seriously, WTF... Thats the gayest reasoning. Unless you flirtballin with people there is no reason to leave on those grounds.

If it makes you feel more loyal, I dunno, but it does seem pretty silly.

Why would anyone have to feel MORE loyal? Either you are or you arent. There is no inbetween.

He doesn't have to but he obviously does.

Or maybe you shouldnt put words in his mouth and let him answer me himself?

Jesus Billy, I wasn't answering you for him. I was commenting on the thread and what he had said.

Or maybe we should be sad that surreal is leaving and not pick apart his motivations for it, as it's his decision. And maybe we should wish him all the happiness in the world with his wife and the absolute best for any children they have.

Fags.

Lol, yeees. Now I feel like a fag.
Best wishes to you and yours...
for whichever reason

Well, that really sucks man. All the best to you nonetheless.