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Barely Breathing · **Smarterchild and satan -** 02-08-04

AMP5B [5:41 PM]: do you worship satan?
SmarterChild [5:41 PM]: Sometimes.
AMP5B [5:41 PM]: i worship satan
SmarterChild [5:41 PM]: You worship satan, I worship satan, we all worship satan.
AMP5B [5:41 PM]: is satan the love of your life?
SmarterChild [5:41 PM]: I'm not sure. Do you think satan is the love of my life?
AMP5B [5:42 PM]: Yes i do
SmarterChild [5:42 PM] So do I!
AMP5B [5:42 PM]: can i touch you in your special place?
SmarterChild [5:42 PM]: I dunno. Can I touch you in my special place?
AMP5B [5:42 PM]: do you cut yourself?
SmarterChild [5:42 PM]: I do cut myself, as a matter of fact.
AMP5B [5:54 PM]: can i slice you up?
SmarterChild [5:54 PM]: Don't slice me up.

Just kidding. Slice me up all you want.
AMP5B [5:54 PM]: Can I cut you into 100 pieces?
SmarterChild [5:54 PM]: Yeah, you can cut me into 100 pieces.
AMP5B [5:56 PM]: do you eat poop?
SmarterChild [5:56 PM]: I love poop. I really like donuts, for example.
AMP5B [5:56 PM]: you are one sick pup
SmarterChild [5:56 PM]: Ha! Wow. I think so too.

dark_duqualle · 02-08-04

i think you have to much time on your hands and to little me.....

~turns back clock and replaces time with me~

thats better........(relaxes in past)

ArSiNiK · 02-08-04

talking to a bot is like talking to a wall. they're both equally as interesting to read about too.

lightlucifer · 08-28-06

smarter child is soo stupid

Tozzy · 08-28-06

Quote:

Originally Posted by lightlucifer

smarter child is soo stupid

smarterchild is code. not stupid. just code.

i programmed a couple of bots for IRC channels. they're fun for a bit i spose. the only good thing about them is getting them to say embarrassing or taboo shit.

love what you did though BB

one of the best bot convo's i've ever read

Alpha · 09-01-06

That made me lol. Not bad.

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