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six men tested - 06-01-05

and still no father...

no, not me, i'm watching the maury paternity shows...my gosh, how can these girls that are barely twenty already be worrying about..."who's your daddy?"

maybe i was just lucky or smart, but it wasn't until my mid twenties that i got pregnant and knew who the father was...what's going on with this society?

i guess that's not entirely all acurate, they do have a lady that looks over forty and has had 34 men tested, and the language!?! these girls do have children.

but jerry springer isn't on until four, so i have to settle for something.



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06-01-05

MAURY IS THE BIGGEST JACKASS ON TV! I love that show, I watch it every chance I get. The 5th Appearance on the WHOS MY BABY'S DADDY show and all of the last 4 guys aren't it and now they're completely CLUELESS because they've had all 25 men tested already. I can't even hardly believe that its true. I still can't help but laugh. My friend and I have decided that Maury is the 'high class' Jerry Springer.

Maury is a dick, how can he be married to Connie Chung?

I really dig the MAN OR WOMAN shows. Always fun.


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06-01-05

I used to like watching Maury until "Whos the daddy of my 99 kids?" was all his shows ended up being based around... I would watch it for a little while and play the guessing game, you've played it before yeah "out of the 6 men... The short mexican guy who's running his mouth off is the father! I bet $10 on that!" yup... Its sad...

I got tired of it after that though... All chat shows get tiring...



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06-01-05

this is almost as sad as hanging out in front of abortion clinics to pick up chicks...


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06-01-05

i used to watch that show maury... but then i got so sick and tired of it. because nothing new goes on with his show except "who's baby is it" while over all that got very tiring... then i always sat there and ponder if that show is for real or if its all nothing but acting...
  
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06-01-05

talk shows and reality tv make me sick.

give me adult swim and simpsons anyday.


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06-01-05

yes they are very sickening indeed...

if i wanted to be tested. i wouldn't go on national television for that.. instead i would do it in a private manner...
  
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06-01-05

But on the show, everything is free!! food, lodging, transportation, and the ever popular $800.00 (minimum ) DNA paternity test!!


oh, and the five minutes of fame thingy too...


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I can't watch that crap anymore. I have no patience for it.


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oh, and the five minutes of fame thingy too...
That's not fame, that's infamy...


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06-01-05

you know, every time i read this thread title, i read "six men tasted."

and with Jordyn as the authoress, i am instantly not surprised...


but then i reread it the correct way and... well.


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06-02-05

Brit shows of the same ilk are nowhere near as interesting...

You hand a brit a mike on one of those shows ans they'll run screaming for the hills

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Brit shows of the same ilk are nowhere near as interesting...

You hand a brit a mike on one of those shows ans they'll run screaming for the hills

Neon
but they do have some interesting game show moments, we watched a show replaying some of the most shocking television game show moments, and some of the answers that the brittish version of family feud came up with...*chuckles*

and then there was a show they had that would ask young children to describe a particular word...they were adorable.

as for maury, he does the teens who want babies shows, or my teen is a tramp too,it's not all paternity tests and wimpy wails

i would send my daughter to military school before they ever got away with that behavior, and i'm anti military!...what frustrates me all the while they're blaming the children and sympathizing with the parents...what kind of parents are they if they're children turn out like that?

jerry is better, at least there's violence and trashy people that i still can't believe are real, or the situations they come public with...what kind of people actually want to be known for such...i slept with my sister's boyfriends, girlfriend's sister? "shame on them!" as my grandmother was so fond of saying.

at least i have the respect to discuss such things with my partner.

maybe i've just lived a sheltered life, or learned the value of closed doors. besides, i know how to use the internet keeping it all away from my personal life.



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06-02-05

It would be nice to see a change of pace.... you know "I survived 12 snuff films and STILL don't have an std!" ... that kind of thing....


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i'm hooked on trisha. i love laughing at the neds head to toe in burberry an usualy missing a good few teeth.


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Or "I took LSD for three weeks and still red tastes better than green"
  
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OR: "My girlfriend can't give me head because my penis is so big!"


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or: "I married my horse cuz she's quite the filly!"



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you'd probably find that on some kind of porno pseudo talk show thing..


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