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Silly Americans - 04-09-02

Yesterday my company went to Helsinki for some stupid training lectures. Halfway through we were given an hour to go have lunch and explore the city.

We all broke up and went about munching on the various items we had bougth when suddenly someone taped my shoulder.
It was an american man, probably mid 50s and he asked me for directions in bad finnish.

I replied to him in bad english. Then he asked why we were drssed entirly in white and were carrying guns? I replied

We're in the KKK'
His face froze and he took a step back, his wife then asked.
'Did you say KKK?'
Yep
Oh, she began to walk away with her husband and i heard them say 'wow they really let it get out of hand here don't they.'

hehehe. It never occured to me that she thought i meant Ku Klux Klan instead of the army. IF you hear any rumours about scandanavia being very racist and having the KKK their ignore them.


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well..what does it stand for then?


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You should have seen theirfaces. I was sure the mans teeth were going to fall out

Thank god they weren't black.


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Ill understand if they say scandanavians are racist, but i will definatly stand up for you guys if i hear someone say anything about the klan, so no worries there.
  
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The klan would have a job here as well there are no black people here. Its cold and full of white people with blonde or red hair.

I think we we're hitlers wet dream or something

It never crossed my mind.... KKK... and considering i did American history last year in school.....

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LoL that is pretty funny. You should have followed them to see what they did



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That..... wouldn't of been wise!

They looked pretty shocked when i said i was in the kkk and if we had followed them i wander what they would have done being followed by three armed people who they suspect to be memebers of the Ku Klux Klan.


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OH ... that's where i HAVE to agree with you


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Silly Americans OH ... that's where i HAVE to agree with you
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mmm... the stereotyping is getting think in here.... lovely.


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obviously the tourist was an idiot to think that the KKK goes outside the US on such a large level... no, white supremacy in the rest of the world doesn't deen itself to such pagan ritualism as the Klan does...


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I'm just glas it wasn't raining sowe'd have our hoods on.... their real cheap and a one size fits all so they have a slight point at the back.....

Mind you do Klan members have american flags on their shoulders and military insignias?? Just wondering as this just occured to me.


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obviously the tourist was an idiot to think that the KKK goes outside the US on such a large level... no, white supremacy in the rest of the world doesn't deen itself to such pagan ritualism as the Klan does...
White supremancy does exist here as its so bloody cold no bugger comes here unless their white or or..... japanese (yes we have bloody hoardes of them here as well)


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...and considering i did American history last year in school.....
really? in scandinavia? why would you guys conentrate on our country for a whole class unless you were living here?

unless of course it was like a college type class....


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Yesterday my company went to Helsinki for some stupid training lectures. Halfway through we were given an hour to go have lunch and explore the city.

We all broke up and went about munching on the various items we had bougth when suddenly someone taped my shoulder.
It was an american man, probably mid 50s and he asked me for directions in bad finnish.

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We're in the KKK'
His face froze and he took a step back, his wife then asked.
'Did you say KKK?'
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hehehe. It never occured to me that she thought i meant Ku Klux Klan instead of the army. IF you hear any rumours about scandanavia being very racist and having the KKK their ignore them.
LMAO

Man, that's some funny shit.



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04-09-02

Yeah i should have said 'We're a group of facist police officers who hate all things american.... punishment for being here as an american is instant execution..... I would have been arrested though.... but i can dream....

Iwander what their going to say when they get back to the states..

'You know what we saw a group of Klan members in finland, they had guns and everything... they even had phony military jackets on... those people are sick i tell you.' ..... if they do say this their very small minded.... they probably found out byknow they may have asked at the hotel or something.


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