*bum bum BUm bumbumbum bum BUMMMM bum bum bum bum bum* Con, enough with the musi- *bum bum BUMMMMM bumdebummm!!!!* *announces* Welcome to the shooootdooownstarrrrrrrr showwwwwwww, starring Shotdownstar! Featuring G.E. Smith and the saturday night li- *cough* Winger! With special guest...ME! Her announcer! Let's pan in for a close up!

*camera pans in*
*band plays*
*audience applauds*
*cuts off band*
*stares at the audience....*
*coughs*


uhm....hi....welcome....to....my.....show!
and, congratulations to Consteratio on his 200th post

*band starts playing again* shhh! *band keeps playing*
SHHH! *band stops*

so con, what'dya say about.....stuff?

takes a seat in the crowd I LOVE YOU SHOT!!!!!!!!!!

can i have your sig after the show... gets out my pen and paper...

*hops down from the announcer box and plops in the guest chair* Well..stuff. Ill tell you about that stuff...boy, lemme tell you..that sutff is just..*chuckles*..man..stuff. Would you believe..stuff is..god, stuff... ... ... What the hell are we talking about? Oh! man, getting this 200th post was so easy once I stopped lurking in Music.

you see? i told you, you just needed to come to general, isn't that right folks?
*applause sign lights and appropriate actions follow*
its not so big and scary now is it? just don't get addicted....

time for a commercial break brought to you by our sponsers "super action whacky bike: the bike that's hard to ride"

is there any stuff left for me?

dammit a commercial break!!

*sits and drinks water*

BOOOOO!!! want shot back on

*terrible 80s power metal* Super action whacky bike, the bike thats hard to ride! Scanning the streets of the city tonight, lookin for you to start up the fight..super action whacky bike! The bike that's hard to ride! Youll try and try and try..but youll fail. Super action whacky bike!!!!!! *gets hit by a truck* form matel!




And...I just want to take this time to praise NADS:From our home to yours. You should go out and buy some of our NADS right now!

okay i'd like to welcome our first two guests dark rain and spikess, hey girls, how're you tonight? slow enough in here for ya?

*speaks in the mic* yeah i'm feeling all right... just talking to someone i know that is famouse right know!!

Is it me?

*looks into the camera* yes and right there out there there are litterally.....3 people looking at you! smile for the camera shy!
so tonights topic of conversation, can duct tape be a good substitute for clothing by itself or does it need some help?

thoughts?

i see con

Duct tape does NOT make standalone clothes. You need safety pins, too.

smiles for the camera... then *tackles the camera dude* does wrestling move the ddt!!

*sighs and shakes her head* shyshyshyshyshy...how many times do i have to tell you don't tackle the camera guy, he''s important, instead go for that key grip in the corner, because damnit none of us can figure out what the fuck we pay him for....

but con i think duct tape is sufficient on its own and needs no ornating...

*drops his camera as he's tackled and injured* oww..owwwwww..your hurting me!

[quote]Originally posted by ShotDownStar
[b]*sighs and shakes her head* shyshyshyshyshy...how many times do i have to tell you don't tackle the camera guy, he''s important, instead go for that key grip in the corner, because damnit none of us can figure out what the fuck we pay him for....

hahaha sorry just want to have fun with the camera guy... *speaks into the mic* FOR THOUGH OF YOU THAT DON'T KNOW!! i just want to say there are women that are out there like me... that could fight up again't men... *picks up the camera dude with one arm*

as he shivers... ah don't worry hands shot the money for the camera dude...



then looks at con you ok man!!

and have i mentioned that con is most of our extra cast and crew around here?

*sucks thumb* you gave me a splinter..a SPLINTER! Now my lifelong goal of being a hand model is ruined! *runs to go work the sound board real quick*