Every fucking Satruday night all I can hear is the fucking bass line to fucking Smoke on the Fucking Water!!

I'm going to go fucking mental.

Fuck!

Hmm . . . Just think though, wouldn't it be poetic justice if you burned the place down?

I've calmed down a bit now... I'm chillin.

My sister just typed 'Devon' into Google images (she loves Devon and Cornwall) and was shocked when the search returned back some porn pics - I'm still in hysterics, her comment to me was 'It made me realise I don't want to go there'

so, you live next to a karaoke bar?

Nah, the local village pub is just over the road from me, and Saturday nights are hell!! unless of course, you're there and participating - which I don't do regularly.

Have you ever seen Goatse.cx?

I can understand how CCR can drive you out of your mind, I like the band and all, but not that much..... "Smoke on the water... Fire in the sky"..... oops sorry. How about this "Here I am Rock me like a hurricaaaaaane!!!!"

LOL. Don't go there.

Someone might be tempted to initiate a Tubgirl revival.

I still remember when I got drunk one night and set tubgirl as my girlfriend's wallpaper as a joke.

Her mother was the next person to use her computer. I don't think I'm ever gonna live that one down.

Smooth, very smooth

Oh come on! Enjoying the reactions of others after your own personal trauma bue to the experience is the whole point!
Wikipedia even has an entry on it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goatse No images though.

You know, if you take out the '.c' that becomes Goatsex yea? I'm not that silly

what about goofy? are you Goofy?

Most intended victims pick up on that, I knew a friend-of-a-friend who noticed that fact and still looked.

Your friends are worry-some

You're telling me? Speaking of that; Alikor/John/Hellmouth-McAss-Theif, or whatever his new nickname is; Told me he wrote you. He didn't traumatize you to badly . . . Did he?