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screaming snails??? - 01-23-02

i was talking to my other brother, and he was telling me how he had a joint and went in to his backyard to water the garden he stepped on something and he heard a slight squeal or scream and he realized that he had stepped on a snail...


now has anyone .. uh heard or had any experiences like that??


i suggested to him that it could've been cuz he was a tad bit stoned and he insists that the magic green herbs make him more "sensitive"...


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01-23-02

My uncle threw a few snails into the fire once. The shreiking sound they made was the trapped air inside either them or their shells being released.Could be similar.


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01-23-02

As a kid, I used to crack the shells & peel them off live snails. Not to be a sicko, just curious what they looked like under the shell..they looked like a blob of mucus (eww!)
  
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01-24-02

hm...during my childhood i lives in new zealand and i used to get shit loads of snails in the garden, i used to collect them in this mini wheel barrow thing i had, and then put them in an empty milk bottle with bag of salt and watch them froth up... then i'd leave it in the sun for a few days......


the smell wasn't nice...


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01-24-02

hey! i was bored! it was either that or peeing in the fish pond... which my brother did.. but thats his story!


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I used to pull off the proboscis (the tongue) of butterflies & rub off their scales. I also used to break off the hind legs of grasshoppers. Once I also spit on this grasshopper & watched it dry in the sun dying..I thought it would feel like a similiar fate if I pissed on it like acid.

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lol we all went through that i think



i used to drench moths in anything flammabale and set them on fire and they'd be all covered in blue flames and flying around like mad


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Re: screaming snails??? - 01-24-02

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i was talking to my other brother, and he was telling me how he had a joint and went in to his backyard to water the garden he stepped on something and he heard a slight squeal or scream and he realized that he had stepped on a snail...


now has anyone .. uh heard or had any experiences like that??


i suggested to him that it could've been cuz he was a tad bit stoned and he insists that the magic green herbs make him more "sensitive"...

it's because he was stoned...after it rains, i go outside and crunch all the snails that came out of the grass...hehe...i like the crunching sound. *hops around* *crunch* crunch* *crunch* hehe:p


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01-24-02

Ebby just likes to put salt on snails


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01-24-02

I've done the snail & slug thing.. I've also sprayed a dozen wasps with fly spray 1cm from their body - which is incredibly cruel but hey.... I was young & intrigued..

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