A year ago today i joined DF.... and in that time i have made 17 friends and 14,975 enemies... isn't life grand....

Anyway.

*gets out a small cake and blows out candle*

FREE BOOZE FOR ALL!!!!

*gets pout huge keg of lager and ahuge bottle of jack daniels.*

Cheers or as we say Kiitos!

:fro:

yeah. word.

Damn straight!

im only here for the free booze, and not because i may actualy likle you.

Thats not what you said on my birthday!!!

And i quote
'It's strange, for some odd reason i like you, your just so strange.'

Oh the joys of a good memorey.

i recall no such thing, you must have altered my post either that or i was drunk

*looks at mosSy's avatar* YAY FOR THE NOOB!! FILBERT!!!!!!!!

you were sober spikess.

pffffffffttt......you dont know that for sure, i could of just been acting..

okay fine, i admit it..i..L..was sober

ha!

I have it on proof!!!!

*pours a pint of jack daniels and downs it*

and another thing! When did the ground get sooo wobblyyyy.

i've been trying to figure that one out for years..my friends try to tell me its the alcohol that does it but i know they are lieing..

i know what you mean.

I'll have to bring you a bottle of kleki if i can smuggle it through customes (its illegal to take it out of finland as its 75% proof and can kill you with only a few shots, but with some strawberryade it tastes lovely.

umm..i'm not sure if i should go near that stuff, knowing me i would try to down the whole bloody bottle..

You#d be dead in about half an hour. A guy here did it and he was gone in under an hour and he was a BIG bloke for a girl like you half an hour tops.

We have speacial lids that only give out a shot anyway so you cant down it, its made from potatoes like vodka but we feremnt it much longer.

You#d be dead in about half an hour. A guy here did it and he was gone in under an hour and he was a BIG bloke for a girl like you half an hour tops and thats if you held out maybe twenty minutes but thats while your ina coma you pass straight out and never wake up.

We have speacial lids that only give out a shot anyway so you cant down it, its made from potatoes like vodka but we feremnt it much longer.

hmm..still, you would have to hide the bottle afterwards! i dont trust me while im drunk anymore..im getting bad for doing silly stuff..

like cartwheels in the middle of the highstreet while completly drunk, and then trying to walk away from the police while they are trying to talk to me..but that was only because i was pushing a mate of mine in this shopping trolly, they werent pleased..i just wanted to run away..

tsk tsk tsk.

I sympathise with the police. (I have had an insight into both worlds) WE arrested a girl who was trying to climb a statue tith her bra, that was funny, she undid her bra inside her top and was trying to shimmy up the sides. Now that was mad.

One thing you shouldn't try is sniffing lighter fluid, we had a boy die becuase he'd pssed out for too long, that was sad, it really seems stupid why people do these things.

Although, doing cartweels in the middle of a road... that isn't wise either. And you shouldnt run, thats a chargeable offence, over her you'd be thrown in the drunk pen for the night.

nooo, it wasnt on a road, the highstreet in kirkcaldy doesnt allow cars, least not lots of them..i think you need a reason to drive through it. So it was perfectly safe.

as for the police i just thought they were gonna shout so tried to sneak away they werent too bad, just told us to put the trolly where we found it..

but i try not to sniff anything drunk or not..i dont see the attraction in it myself..

neither do i at least with booze your only slowly kiling yourself but with that stuff it can be instant.

anything can kill you in the end though..

to each their own i suppose..