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Sic Simon · **remember smoky the bear -** 10-28-04

only you can prevent fire hydrants.

Lenina · 10-28-04

How do I do that? Put a toilet there instead? I mean taking a dump in public really doesn't help when theres a fire.....

RedMeat · 10-28-04

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Originally Posted by Lenina

I mean taking a dump in public really doesn't help when theres a fire.....

I have this horrible feeling that you`re speaking from experience.

*SpaceGhost* · 10-28-04

Taking a dump in public is a no no.

I hate the idea of having strangers walk in the restroom,and seeing my feet,and pants through the bottom of the stall.What if I lay a stinker,and stink up half the room?I dont want that kind of shit(literally) on my conscience.

sixxx(sic)six · 10-28-04

to quote Mitch Hedberg (funniest goddamn comedian ever): "Smoky the Bear is not the fire prevention representative over in england...in england, they have Smacky the Frog.....i think that is a much better representative, because no one has ever been afraid of a frog....never has there been a time when i thought to myself, 'oh man, here comes that frog, i better play dead!'....no, when i see a frog, it's always optimistic....it's always 'oh man, here comes that frog, a hoppin' towards me, maybe when he settles i can pick him up and put him in a pickle jar with a leaf and a twig to recreate the environment he is so accustomed to'"

Lenina · 10-28-04

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedMeat

I have this horrible feeling that you`re speaking from experience.

Erm.... No... No, I don't know why you would think that....

Oh look a fishhhhy! *Runs*

Lenina · 10-28-04

It was never a frog... I remember it being an elephant named welliphant... He was pink and wore black boots and a yellow firemans hat, he also stood on 2 legs which I had an issue with when I was 4 years old... I also had a record with the welliphant song on it... Im sorry, I just freaked myself out..... *shudders*

sixxx(sic)six · 10-28-04

um......way to ruin Mitch Hedberg....psht

FallenAngel · 10-28-04

yeh I'm confused, is smokey the bear a fire saftey bear or wot? I never got a fire saftey bear I got a smelly teacher tellin me not to play wit matchs and to put a wet blanket on the cooker if it caught fire wen I was bout 10

would have paid more attention if it was a bear.

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