what the fuck do you cook? aside from Mac N' Cheese, frozen pizzas, what do you eat?

My Recipes:
SLOP
boil some egg noodle
make some mashpotatoes (box)
heat some dinty moore beef stew
then mix together....mmmm......good

JUMBOLIE
two boxes of jumbolie rice (or red rice)
one can of beans
tomato (optional)
hotdog, or meat of choice
cheese (optional)

..........thatz it.......please help! i'm hungry

does nuking things in the microwave count as cooking?

only if its leftovers

If ya go to the topic of the month, and look up at the top... one of the topics is food/cooking... there is a whole forum for it.

From what I understand it did well enough in its topic of the week status to become an actual forum... or at least that was the rumor.

i don't bother with cooking, lifes too short.

Nuke something or eat out or order in or persuade someone to come and cook.

I like cooking... I guess I'm just domestic like that.

Invented while stoned:

CATPUKE (named cuz that's what it looks like when it's done. yum yum)

1/2 lb shrimp
1 bag Fish Fry breading
1 large portabella mushroom
Mass amounts of butter (add when needed)
Spatula
Pan
Stove
Cutting board & knife
Ziploc bag

Smoke bowl.
Divine shrimp and toss into a ziploc bag with fish fry breading.
*shake*shake*
Wash and cut portabella into small squares.
Heat pan and apply lots and lots of butter.
Toss breaded shrimp into pan and cook until they curl.
Add butter when needed.
Turn shrimp over with a SPATULA, lest the breading come off when mushroom is added.
Add butter when needed.
Add mushrooms to the shrimp and simmer until mushies are squishy
Turn everything over with a SPATULA.

Toss breaded shrimp and mushies onto a plate. Don't put it over a napkin to soak up the grease despite how buttery it looks. That's the essence, trust me. Toss some salt on it and eat.

Iz gud.

come and cook for me

I wouldn't mind...

I am still trying to figure out where it would be a good Sub-Forum... lol... any suggestions.... I think Lifestyles.....

My opinion on the whole society catagory:

leave religion. make spirituality and occult a subforum of religion. leave games. make the playground a subforum of games. Remove web links and kick it down as a subforum of the computer lab. Roleplay and Otherkin... there has got to be a way to stick those together. If not, add roleplay as a subforum of games and Otherkin as a subforum of Lifestyles. Leave Philosophy. Make Dark fashion also a subforum of Lifestyles.

Oh, and cooking. yeah, a subforum of lifestyles.

just my 2 cents.

sounds good, thanx

Bugs


I fry them up on a pan. They taste good. Even though i'm only kidding.

i actually want to try bugs.........and human, but we won't tell anyone about that

Why don't you start out with some nice placenta?

It's considered cannablism to eat one. I hear it's quite good if you make it into a hamburger form.

i've actually heard about that.............itz tradition for sum to eat the placenta........sick fucks

Considering, it is washed off and by cooking it you kill the germs, I see no problem with it. This does not apply to everything; fecal matter is one of those.

its still just kinda icky........i'll pass on that meal, but i'll eat the baby

ok, i'm feeling cullinary...........think i;m gonna make dinner for my roomies tonite.......grill some chicken, maybe ad some tequilla and lemon to it.......steam some veggies, and maybe make some rice too...........yummy for my tummy