whats yours?

mine has to be the last three years(drugs drinking and lots of loud music.....although its fun..)

or the time i jumped from a friends car...


or playing my bass and smashing my head open(well, i bleed alot from he smallest of cuts) whilst headbanging/playing.....getting blood all over the ceiling and waiting till i finshed praticing to stop the bleeding(explaining blood on the ceiling to the parents...fun)

I've done way too much crazy shit...

I once rode through town on the front of my friends car, sitting on the hood. Almost died. Another car almost hit us...

One time, I rode a refrigerator down a flight of stairs....

I've walked butt ass naked down the street in front of my friends house, before...


Want any more?

random? how aboot constant?

i got pissed off at my girlfriend after 13 hours of work and 15 ounces of vodka and smashed a glass ashtray over my head about 4 times.

*clap clap*


I was jamming with some friends once, and I was drunk, and my drum stick came free from my hand, bounced off the snare, and hit me directly in the testicles. It was so painful. So painful.

this is all very funny... *giggles*

Let's see...


*caught a weedwacker while still on...hit my middle finger and it cut to the bone (3 stitches);

*sliced the top off the same finger trying to get safety scissors out of the original packaging (4 stitches);

*passed out at my mother's house after surgery to remove my four wisdom teeth (concussion)....

More as I think of them...

Oh yeah--one more...riding in a Grand National doing 80 at night on a hairpin road with no lights on at night. (Nothing happened...)

My acts of stupidity.... being a coward and shy. Loosing my sanity for tiny little pieces of joy.

hmm...

a few weeks ago i was trying to scrape a sticker off of my zippo with a razorblade and stuck it into my thumb..it took almost 45 min to stop the bleeding enough to put on a bandaid...didnt go get it looked at tho..


when i was little the first time i rode my bike with out help was in my front yard..with was a hill..and at the bottom of it was a swing set and behind it a large pile of big rocks and gravel...i forgot how to put on the breaks and crashed into the swingset and my head landed about 3-4 inched away from a large rock...

and probably the stupidest thing i have ever done is one of the relationships..or acctually more than one...that i have been in..*sighs* i tried my best to please him but nothing was good enough..unless you count my best friend..be beat me and took me at his own will...then flaunted the fact that he was seeing her infront of me..while i still lived with him..but the stupidest part was when we finaly did break up and he kicked me out..i began to cut myself badly...i split my right leg open once while i was taking a bath..from ankle to hip..i should have had stiches..but i didnt want to go to the hospital cuz they would have put me in the psych ward..

Um.... All time stupidest thing:

In 5th grade... I was playing with my guinea pig and he bit me between my fingers.. and my finger swelled up really big and i ended up with a huge infection that landed me in the hospital for a week on IV antibiotics... and I gained 10 pounds cuz all i ate was icecream.

Recently stupid thing:

Last night I was having sex, and I threw my back out when I put my ankles behind my head to make my partner go deeper inside... I am all doped up on pain pills this morning, and I am gonna have to go see the chiropractor.

Same.

same...

hrm....

hitting a pedestrian wasn't all that fun, and neither was the law suit that followed....

and then there was the knife in the bag on my lap that swung around when i hopped up and stabbed me in the leg, that was an interesting trip to the hospital, i tried to run out of the room when the doctor approached me with the tetnis shot...that hurt worse than the stab...2 stitches...

be carefull which one you go to..i have had good expierences (sp??) with them..but at the same time my sister went to one and he fucked her back up worse just so she would have to keep going back...oh..and watchout for x-rays..those fuckers are expencive..


i have been going to a chiropractor sence i was in the 6th grade..

I split one of my toes in half with a machette.

More as I think of them.

going down a steep hill on my rollerblades and right at the bottom I couldnt stop cuz I was going too fast and smacked straight into a landpost and fell arse on grass with a nosebleed

I've had so many that my nickname has become 'Mihoshi' from Tenchi, which believe you me, is far from being complimentary..

I guess the latest one was when I was pooch-sitting for my manager. I drove the car to her house to feed and walk the dog. Except it turned out to be as constipated as all hell and I had to spend about half an hour watching it squat in labour. We were going to be there all night, so I figured I'd give it a bath in her kitchen sink. To cut a long story short, I ended up shampooing the dog's rear end with mild detergent as no pooch shampoo was to hand, made a complete mess of the kitchen, then went outside to realize that the half hour had turned into 2 hours, hence the car that I had left running now had a flat battery. No phone numbers to hand, stuck in the middle of nowhere, I had to walk home in the pitch black for a mile, trying not to think that the frogs burping in the river near by weren't something out of a Stephen King novel. I basically freaked myself out entirely over a stupid initial minor problem became the usual melodrama.

This is incredibly mild in comparisson to most other events I've experienced. At the end of the day it turns dorkish moments into infantile excitement, which adds spice to life and keeps me laughing. There's nothing like being your own jester for entertainment..

hmmm.. got a few...... well many... but i choose not to remember some of them ~cringe~

was knifethrowing, tripped, and sunk one into my foot (that sucked)

rockclimbing with no lines (I was fine but my cousin fell. luckily the wall sloped outward as it went down like a "J". he just fell, rolled, and sort of shot off at the bottom.)

I think ill stop now............ ~cringe~ lol

hehe safety scissors Hahahahahahahaha sorry BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

I know, right? Only I could do something that stupid!

My folks wanted to encase everything in bubble wrap so I wouldn't hurt myself!!!


Who is that in your avy?

I hear ya.