I know we all love great quotes, famous or not. Here is the place to post them; humorous or cynical, poetic or philosophical. Enjoy yourselves (however, please, no one person marathons ; post once every once in awhile ).


Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh.
W. H. Auden

Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy.
--Homer Simpson

Trying is the first step towards failure
--Homer Simpson

I dreamt I was a moron- Squall from FF8

The difference between love and hate can be found in the few inches that separate the neck from the chest, in terms of where your hands go. -Stephen Lee Dekat

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.-Common saying

What man has sought for is, indeed, neither pain nor pleasure, but simply life. Man has sought to live intensely, fully, perfectly. When he can do so without exercising restraint on others, or suffering it ever, when his activities are all pleasurable to him, he will be saner, healthier, more civilised, more himself. When man is happy he is in harmony with himself and his environment.

- Oscar Wilde

uhhh...wasnt there another thread like this???... im too damn lazy to post em again(its too much of a hassle trying to remember them)

To be really medieval, one should have no body. To be really modern, one should have no soul. To be really Greek, one should have no clothes.

- Oscar Wilde


Nothing is so fatal to a personality as the keeping of promises, unless it be telling the truth.

- Oscar Wilde.


Umm. Sorry. On something of a Wilde kick at the moment.

I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!

-- H. J. Simpson

"What's a dead man but a live man without any life?" --- Tom Servo

"Everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives."

-- B. Simpson.

"I'm a danger to myself and others..."

-- C. T. Robot

"The male chromosome is an incomplete female chromosome. In other words, the male is a walking abortion; aborted at the gene stage. To be male is to be deficient, emotionally limited; maleness is a deficiency disease and males are emotional cripples."

- Valerie Solanos



...don't particularly agree with that.. just.. found it interesting...

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..*points to me sig*..

..that one..

Whose quote is that, Elijah?

http://www.ai.mit.edu/~shivers/rants/scum.html
I cant stand her.Its not even funny although I tried to make it out to be.:/
What is falling in love like?Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life.- John, age 9

Now I feel all ashamed and stuff.

Doesn't make it any better that I saw it in the cover notes for Generation Terrorists (MSP), does it?

*stands in a corner*

I've been on a W. H. Auden and Ambrose Bierce kick, m'self.

NOVEL, n.
A short story padded. A species of composition bearing the same relation to literature that the panorama bears to art. As it is too long to be read at a sitting the impressions made by its successive parts are successively effaced, as in the panorama. Unity, totality of effect, is impossible; for besides the few pages last read all that is carried in mind is the mere plot of what has gone before. To the romance the novel is what photography is to painting. Its distinguishing principle, probability, corresponds to the literal actuality of the photograph and puts it distinctly into the category of reporting; whereas the free wing of the romancer enables him to mount to such altitudes of imagination as he may be fitted to attain; and the first three essentials of the literary art are imagination, imagination and imagination. The art of writing novels, such as it was, is long dead everywhere except in Russia, where it is new. Peace to its ashes -- some of which have a large sale. - From the "Devil's Dictionary" by Ambrose Bierce.

i'm with lenina... I LOVE ELVIRA'S QUOTE!!

if i wanted your opinion... i'll beat it out ya!!

Its only bad if you agree with it. Havent even come across racist stuff that harsh *might not have looked in the right places*.lol I dont want to get started on this.

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. --Douglas Addams

[Not expeiriments where you can't be sure of the results!]

"If you knew the results it wouldn't be an expeiriment."

"Yeah!"

-Crow the Robot; Mystery Science theater 3000; "The Head that wouldn't die."