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Perth. You?
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"All bad poetry springs from genuine feeling."
- Oscar Wilde
"Ah yes, divorce.... from the Latin meaning, 'to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.'"
- Robin Williams
"It's not that I'm lazy; it's that I just don't care."
- that dude from Office Space
"If it's hard to do, then it's not worth doing."
- Homer Simpson
"Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography."
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Flanders: Don't have a cow man, heres a catch phrase for the future, "Hey buddy, spare some change?"
Flanders:Well that must be Lisa Simpson, Springfield's answer to the question nobody asked.
Pet store attendant:Okay ma'am I going to have to perform a canine mind meld, a special psychic power possessed only by myself and three other attendants at this store.
Gooligoogoo? What the fuck is gooligoogoo bitch?
~Eddie Murphy - Delirious
Hey boy come over here an fuck me up the ass, don't come to early now or I'll clench my butt cheeks, an rip your dick off.
~Eddie Murphy as Mr.T the fag
~Delirious
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"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't wanna hear about it!"
- Homer Simpson
"He didn't give you Gay, did he?"
- Homer Simpson
"Hahaha, look at the name of this country: 'U r gay'."
- Homer Simpson
"Where's that... metal dealy.... you use to... dig........ food?"
- Homer Simpson
"Lamentably, no. My gastronomic rapacity knows no satiety."
- Homer Simpson
"Mmmm..... sacrilicious."
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"She turned me into a Newt!"
"You must find a shrubbery.
Ni! Ni! Ni!
And you must cut down the largest tree in the forest, with a herring!"
Monty Pythin and the knights of the Holy Grail
"We are on a quest to find the holy Saki cup"
-Monty Python and the knights of the Holy Grail; Japanese version
de vagorum ordine dico vobis iura
fatue fatue
quid prodest tibi laborare
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Where's your messiah now, Flanders?"
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"You suck-diddley-uck Flanders!"
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"I think he said blessed are the cheesemakers."
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"Do you care if it falls?"
"What?"
"The Roman Empire."
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Ralph- "Mister Simpson its starting to heal over my hand"
Homer- "It knows ur afraid"
(from the show when homer opened a daycare center with a hurt knee)
*QUOTE TO PONDER: The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. *
Hush little baby dont say a word
Death is knocking at your door
If you try to run and hide,
Death will bust his way inside
If you jump out the window
Death is smart he will know
You try to run but he's faster then you
He'll get u and there's nothing you can do
Just maybe if you get away
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"Life is a waters, We drink from the river then we turn around and put up are walls"- System of a Down
"God please let me win this, Cause if u dont *shakes his fist*"- Homer
*QUOTE TO PONDER: The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. *
Hush little baby dont say a word
Death is knocking at your door
If you try to run and hide,
Death will bust his way inside
If you jump out the window
Death is smart he will know
You try to run but he's faster then you
He'll get u and there's nothing you can do
Just maybe if you get away
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Nothing ever lasts, not even your troubles-Cant remember
The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.-Douglas Adams
Work is of two kinds: first, altering the position of matter at or near the earth's surface relatively to other such matter; second, telling other people to do so.
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"Don't hurry
Don't worry
You're only here
for a short visit
so be sure to stop and
smell the flowers"
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ooh i like that onr
*QUOTE TO PONDER: The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. *
Hush little baby dont say a word
Death is knocking at your door
If you try to run and hide,
Death will bust his way inside
If you jump out the window
Death is smart he will know
You try to run but he's faster then you
He'll get u and there's nothing you can do
Just maybe if you get away
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Homer- "If ur happy and u know it say a swear"
Nelson- "Boobs"
Milhouse- "Hinney"
Ralph- "Mitten"
*QUOTE TO PONDER: The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. *
Hush little baby dont say a word
Death is knocking at your door
If you try to run and hide,
Death will bust his way inside
If you jump out the window
Death is smart he will know
You try to run but he's faster then you
He'll get u and there's nothing you can do
Just maybe if you get away
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FidelAbsurdo: I'm a three pronged plug in a two pronged world.
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Homer sticks his head out of car window: "Everybody! This is Ned Flanders, my friend!"
"What did he say?"
"I don't know, somethin' about being gay."
de vagorum ordine dico vobis iura
fatue fatue
quid prodest tibi laborare
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i love red's douglas adams one from hhgttg bout flying. love those books. love em. might get em all out and read em again soon.
"Now i cannot speak, ive lost my voice, speechless and redundant, i love you 's not enough and i'm lost for words"
-BJA, redundant.
"Love is the answer. and when waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions"
-woody allen
"i wasnt kissing her, i was whispering in her mouth"
-one of the marx bros.
"a promiscuous person is someone who is getting more sex than you are"
-can you tell me who said this?
"women are like pianos....when standing theyre upright, but when theyre horizontal, theyre grand."
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If you're happy and you know it, say "I'm happy and I know it" - ??
Imagination is more important than wisdom - A. Einstien
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"As you are we once were,
As we are you are too" Vampire
"Guns don't kill people... I DO HAHAHA" Rifleman from Warcraft III
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Love me now as there may never be a tomorrow and you shall nevr have regrets about today~Storm~
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"Love me, not my breast"
*QUOTE TO PONDER: The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. *
Hush little baby dont say a word
Death is knocking at your door
If you try to run and hide,
Death will bust his way inside
If you jump out the window
Death is smart he will know
You try to run but he's faster then you
He'll get u and there's nothing you can do
Just maybe if you get away
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