We finally got our own place again. It of course follows with our uber-goth image. Red victorian couch, a beautiful compleatly black cat (no shit, his whiskers are even black. i found him at the human society. his name is nihil and he eats cat nip like ted kennedy drinks gin) mirrors all over the place (it came that way) and some lame ass florida coast condo furniture (it came furnished, you wouldnt belive the trouble i had to go through to get the fucking couch in a 3X1 storage unit that had been assigned to the residence. We spent the first couple of days watching porn and fucking (not that you give a fuck but i felt it was signifigent enough to me to put in MY thread so fuck off!)

so yeah, we are happier then shit. if you want to contribute any money or can goods pleace pm me.

Hehe... Can I come over?

great to hear.
don't know your address but I mailed a crisp $100 bill to a completely random address off the top of my head. its the thought that counts right ?

Hey, that's awesome, Pyrric.

that's why i said "pm" me....damnit!

did you at least finger the cat a few times while you were fucking beauty so he didn't feel left out of your perfect goth romance?

*doesn't really have a proper sorta reply to place here*

um... I'm happy for the two of you... yea.

*doesn't know the two of you, but, yea.*

God damnit Assinik...We did not finger the cat. You were supposed to come over and do that! We waited on your dumb ass for hours!! We are so pissed....

CC: Sure! Come on over. Bring some alcohol though...

Mari

aww.. now i bet ol' pussyfoot feels like he's not part of the gawthy triage anymore. to make it up to him i think you should rub sand all over his ass and nipples and stick a spoon full of tuna in his ass... that would just be the fair thing to do. i tried to make it to myrtle beach for your little liberated love parade, but they had a blue light special at the local k-mart on under-roo's. drop a line when part 2 goes down and i'll see what i can do.

I think we can schedule part two for say...oh how about Sunday? I don't think Nihil would like the tuna in his ass seeing as he was neutered yesterday. I think he has been through enough for a while. Why don't you bring that donkey and the inflatable doll of Reagan you have? We could have a 'good ole' time' over yonder....

Mari

PS- Don't forget the lube this time damnit! And don't bring fucking motor oil this time...that shit burned last time.

Oh my God. How fucking old.

Yeah. You still have the couch?

Hell yeah. I won't get rid of it for the world. Plus I cleaned the velvet on it recently.

I love that couch. I still remember the day we got it.. It's hard to believe the Salvation Army would sell it for so cheap. It's such a gawth couch.

I know. We sat on it for a long time hehe.

I get off work in a little over an hour. You get off soon, yeah?

Yup. About 20 minutes.

I hate you.

Why don't you two dinks just fucking call each other?