Wha ha ha ha! No one can stop me and my precious hurricane!"

..




"Mr. President. I'm afraid that Rita is more powerful than we thought."








"o rly? How so?"








"It appears she has powered herself up to a catagory five and is proceeding to take over the lower region of the united states."








"Ha ha ha ha! Soon the Unites States shall belong to me!"










"..."








"Mr President?..."








"Send in the Power Rangers"








*Power Rangers Theme*









"Good luck, Rangers"








"What?! The Power Rangers?!"








Red Ranger: "Alright guys! Let's stop this witch!"




Rest: "Right!"















"You won't beat me and my hurricane!"








"Hurricane?"














"WTF?"







"Use your Dragonzord!!"







"I likes Dragonzord."







"ROOOOOOAAARRRRZZZ!!!!11one!1"







"Oh noes!"







"Mr. President I believe we are winning!"












"I can't watch!!!"







"Ha Ha, Dragonzord is no match for my Category 5 Hurricane!"








"I believe in you, Power Rangers."














"R-ROARZ! Dragonzord can't take anymore!"








"Shall we evacuate the Gulf Coast Mr. President?"







"No. No. Wait until the Power Rangers unleash their weapons of mass destruction."







"But sir, wouldn't that still cost us thousands of lives?"








"Boy I'll tell ya that pink one, aint she a cutey?"







"Ready to give up the United states to me?!?"







"..."







"Well, are you?"







"..."








"...???"







"..."






"...???!!!"







"..."






"...?!?!?!!!"








Cheney: "No."







"NO!!!"







"Only I can sentence the citizens of Texas to death."








"Send all available troops to the Gulf Coast immediately to assist the Power Rangers."








"Sir, everyone's fighting Iraq right now."








"Boy I'll tell ya that pink one, aint she a cutey?"







Red Ranger: "Crap, we're all doomed"









"Sergent, lik, what's the status?"








Sergent: "Seems like the hurricane is approaching. The Power Rangers deployed their Megazord by the coast, sir."








"Oh Snapz! Megaz0rz Go!!!"















"Sir, is the Megazord enuff?"










"You underes...under-est...und...undesti...condemn teh Power Ranj0rz? You sir are stripped of your rank!"
















Red Ranger: "Alright guys. Let's tame this hurricane!"








"Not so fast, Rangers! Goldar! Go and protect my hurricane!"









"I like gooooooooooooold."


















*Who0o0o0o0o0o0o0osh*









"May god save America...!"








Bush: "g2g brb"









All: "The president is LEAVING?"










"George Bush doesn't care about Black Rangers!"






"Hekllo, where da hell did he go?"







Later that day...




ZORDON: "RANGERS!, Some idiot has brokin in the lab, and I don't What is going on now!!"..


"wtf!?"


Then..





Hey guys!



All in Megazord: "Who the heck?!"
Tommy!??


Tommy:Wtf?,I'm right here!!




"...?!?!?!!!"


"Sup dudes..its me!"




"Wtf is going on here?."





Bush:"Ultra White House MegaZord Transform!"




"wtf?!"

"Wtf?!"

"WTF?!"

"WTF?!"

"WTF?!"

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.


.



"Rawwr!"



TO BE CONTINUED!

it would be ULTRA white.

Crap. I just realized I mislabeled the thread.

Should be Hurricane Rita.

Hahahaha oh my fucking god, that's awesome.

Ha! Fantastic!

I remember watching Power Rangers when I was a little kid. We couldn't afford cable, so every morning while I was waiting on the bus, I'd turn on channel 5. There they were! The original line-up. Holy crap, that was a long time ago.

Oh yea! I'd watch it with my friend's brother. And I'd play with my brother and sister, my sister and I would fight over the who got to be the yellow ranger cause we didn't like the pink one.

The yellow ranger was the Asian one, right? And the pink ranger was the one that was on "Felicity".

Werd.

Yep.

OMG WILMA AM COMING TO USA
WHAT A FUCK SHIT COUNTRY

i must set up the Ohio hurricane defense system, my power rangers will be my battilions. OHIO WILL NOT BE CAUGHT OFF GUARD BY WILMA

tres funny.

you watched felicity?

Someone has got far too much time on their hands.

I chortled!

I like the power rangers.I remember watching them...a day ago.

I watched Dawson's Creek, too. And currently I watch Gilmore Girls. Wanna make something of it?

no ma'am

you made that up meg?

"bush doesn't care about black power rangers".
that cracked me up.

Me? No. Wish I had. Wish I had someone to credit for it. But it's been sent to me by a couple different people, and I got 3 myspace.com bulletins from different people all claiming they made it up.