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One Time, while living at my parents house, I had a girl over. We were upstairs in my room "watching TV". I had no lock on my door,and so I put a Folding chair under the knob to keep it sealed shut. My mom tried to barge in,and when she found that it was'ent opening,it sounded like she used force to creak it open a bit. She glanced in,and the girl and I could see her EYE peering in at us. I was on top of the girl at the time. She said. "Hey,what are ya'll doing in there?"haha.
  
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06-27-04

Ah,heres another one.After coming back from lunch one day,I guess my stomach made this weird loud noise,and I was in front of this lady at work.She looked at me,startled,and pretended like nothing happened.But she looked at me weird for a about two days. It was kinda EMBARASSING.
  
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06-27-04

My Most Embarassing Moments

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hmm. come to think of it i haven't been embarassed much in my life.
i mean i pissed on the doctor when i was born, but i think i meant to.
  
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06-27-04

Er Ok like there was this time when self and this lady friend were haveing one of those sexathon days/nights and well we were enjoying ze doggie style even tho we had been in bed all night just not sleeping lol anyways ,seems ol self was so shagged out that self not only passed out but then fell off the bed stright backwards during the big O lol !!


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06-27-04

i know i have some, but i can't remember......fucking alcohol and drugs.....dammit!


I was masturbating
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the color of suicide
  
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06-27-04

Came down the chute at a local swimming pool, got out at the end, had lost my bikini top.


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06-27-04

I wonder how many people wish they were there to see that!

My stepdad walked in on me and my boyfriend once. That was kinda shitty. All he said though was "you need to move your car." Now if my boyfriend comes over he is sure to never park behind any other car.


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I was in the super market once and seen this girl that looked like my friend from the back so I ran over grabbed her turned around and shouted " U have been cuaght shop lifting" into her face, only then I realised it wasn't my friend, just some random scared looking person.
Also if u think getting caught at it by family is bad me and my ex were caught in the back of a car by the garda (police in Ireland) who actatly took our names for it aswell.


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One Time, while living at my parents house, I had a girl over. We were upstairs in my room "watching TV". I had no lock on my door,and so I put a Folding chair under the knob to keep it sealed shut. My mom tried to barge in,and when she found that it was'ent opening,it sounded like she used force to creak it open a bit. She glanced in,and the girl and I could see her EYE peering in at us. I was on top of the girl at the time. She said. "Hey,what are ya'll doing in there?"haha.
exact same as mine ... but only i didnt jam the door shut, and she walked right in.
  
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hmm. come to think of it i haven't been embarassed much in my life.
LIES!
  
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06-28-04

i'm in the same boat as surreal on this one. never really had one in my life


You can look at it as a metaphor for the fleeting nature of human life, or just chalk it up to my being a sick, bloodthirsty monster. Either way, it's all the same.

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person

" It is easier to write words on water then to try to use argument on a christian"
  
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06-28-04

hm... one time i was in the city for .. some unknown reason .. and i saw a old homeless guy holding a cup, i thought "aw shit poor guy i'll give him a few bucks"
walked up to the guy and almost deposited a few bucks into his cup of coffee.
i just walked away and a few of my mates just shook their heads and laughed... ASSHOLES!!


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06-28-04

well that's the only embarassing moment that i can remember ....
oh hang on .. nah i lost that thought
uhm ... i remember one time when i started in kindergarten .. and the teacher was showing me around the school and she showed me the toilets, and i though she told me that i HAD to pee, so i pulled my pants down, sat on the toilet and cried because i didnt have to pee

well that wasn't embarassing .. that was just stupid ...

oh i'll tell you one of my boyfriend's embarassing moments .. we were at a supermarket together and we were lingion up in the express lane, it took forever as it usually does and i got pissed off and decided to scream out "AH FUCK I LEFT ME KIDS IN THE CAR!" and ran out. and he spent the rest of his time lining up trying to convince the people around him that we dont really have kids and noone was left in the car.


and another supermarket moment, we were linging up at the deli and my bf just nudged me, i pretended to fall over and i told him not to beat me in public and to wait till we got hime, and again he had to convince people that he doesn;t beat me.
twas funny ..


ahh time for me to shut up and bore another thread


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06-28-04

bad barbie ...bad ...


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haha nice
  
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06-30-04

my embarressing moments only happen in the movie theaters. i guess that is my throw up place or something. but for me its embarressing to throw up at a movie theater and have everyone watch you vomit. if you can't make it to the trash can.
  
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