Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$60,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ? The house we wanted last year is?back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up.

The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then the man smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"??

you know any jokes?

that was great! loved it.

too predictable and not at all funny....

first off, it the man had a name, it wouldn't have been as predictable........secondly, the cell-phone just sitting on the bench is a dead give away.........thirdly, why didn't the wife recognize the man wasn't her husband........

i give this a joke two thumbs down, and suggest you refrain from telling jokes ever again

someone needs to lighten up and not look into everything so deep...

Really. Can't have any fun wish sixxx around.

Yeah... he used to be fun. Now he's just a boring poopface. No <3 for sixx.

He's gonna be an elementary school English teacher in no time.
Don't forget the tube socks Chad.

I like those socks that have the two colored stripes at the top.

ditto.
i wrestled in those. with kneepads too. they said i looked like a soccer guy that came to the wrong place.

But I bet you were absolutely adorable. I sent ya something today.

niiiice.
wrestlers are never adorable. they smell awful. no two ways about it.

aside:
first person to say something about wrestlers in spandex and shit is really original and therefore displaying their own skewed erotic tendencies.

edit:
unless it's a chick. then it's not skewed.

but i was right...right? oh god, please tell me i was right!

It's a joke, sixx. I know you're completely devoid of any normal sense of humor, but the rest of us are able to make light of it.

So relax.

sweeet!

haha nice!

Always thought the perfect husband was a dead one.

its ok sixx you just look too deep into jokes. . I do the same with funny movies