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KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.
Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.
Rumors of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo's sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.
Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.
"You just have to be accused of that, and people come after you. We've had a number of attempted lynchings. ... You see them covered in marks after being beaten," Kinshasa's police chief, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko, told Reuters on Tuesday.
Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. The 27 men have since been released.
"I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke," Oleko said.
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That is very sad. I would say that the men are just upset by the realization that they have very small penis' and want to place the blame on someone convenient.
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LOL
Makes sense, though. Got a little dick? Blame a witchdoctor.
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Somehow i'm not surprised this news article has no pictures. | |
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LMAO
Do you really want to see shrunken penises?
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Good. I was beginning to wonder... 
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Likewise.
I'd hate to have a shrunken penis...
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if u can get shrunken heads why not penises?
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LOL
I just had a terrible mental image...
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did your image involve it dancing?
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No, thankfully.
It was just a shrunken penis head on a normal sized penis...
*shivers*
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you're lucky i've got it dancing to ladie's night.
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LMAO
At least it's not doing the Grease number...
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you said that on purpose didn't you? evil man.
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this story has been making me laugh all freaking day....
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Originally Posted by Spikess  you said that on purpose didn't you? evil man. | HAHA! It's dancing to Grease now, isn't it? Quote: |
Originally Posted by ~*Rebeckah*~ this story has been making me laugh all freaking day.... | I know. It never ceases to amaze me how stupid people can be.
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i can relate, yesterday someone said they could breathe through their ears..an i actually thought they could...i like to pretend i was being niave.
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