What?
You really can breath through your ears. Or, at least, some people can. There's a duct from your ears to your nasal passages.
I felt like I was breathing out of mine earlier with this fucking flu shit I have...

blimey, you're like the fifth person i've spoken to today with the flu..im living with one of the buggers.

he better not disease me.

It sucks. I've had it for almost a week now. Think I'm starting to get over it, though. I usually don't catch the plague, but it got me good this time.

that's what the plagues like. always gets you in the end!

Yeah, and it's made up for lost time.

make yourself a hot toddy. taste disgusting but it usually helps u to breathe

I was thinking more of a nice hot shower with eucalyptis oils.

okay, that does sound better. you win

A sixpack of beer, couple of shots of whatever you like, 2 painkillers, and a nyquil chaser.. then goto bed and sleep till you wake up..

in that order...

Start with Alcohol, finish with Alcohol(for those who might be in the dark, Nyquil is 20 proof)

yeah, but it adds some other stuff to help the body do it's natural healing thing..

Yeah I know, the booze is just there to make you pass out.... wouldn't do shit to me, I drink 40 just as a warm up to start drinking

drink as much good moonshine as you can stand (everclear works in a pinch.)in one good pull on the bottle. sleep it off. you are cured or dead from alchol poisoning depending on how much you can drink. either way you are not sick anymore.

Lol priceless thread.

Thats hilarious, i posted that same article on another site. I wasn't sure I was reading it right when I first saw the headline.

Yeah. Some people are absolute idiots.

It's unbelievable how much mania something as absurd as that incident can cause. People will freak over almost anything these days.