I just heard a song on the radio called "owl face ho". Really, can you imagine anyone with an owl face, no matter how socially disadvantaged?

The explanation would be easy about how you met:

"Yeah, where did you guys meet again?"

"She works second shift at Hooters."

Owls are wonderful creatures, I knew a baby barred owl and it was very tolerant of my prescence and exhibited a very 'intelligent' social behavior, like it was hanging out with me, all the time swooping down to pick up lizards every few minutes. Very awesome creatures.

I've always wanted a beautiful barn owl....I'd name it Blodeuwedd after a story I'd read about in Welsh myth. (the name itself is "flower face" after the flowers she was created from..looking at an owl it looks like flowers)....but I guess that owls are not to be tamed

They are actually quite mild tempered and the fact that their only natural predator is bigger, and stronger owls means that they are much less timid and fearful. On the other hand if you see a very big one swooping down your way with a look in his eyes like "MMMM KITTY." I wouldn't suggest just standing there.

Right.

Especially if you're wearing a rat costume.

roflmao

I want a Crow or Raven as a pet. How Goth is that?
Also Julian: Stop posting so much before you really start to piss people off.

i think you're a week late with that post.

i rather enjoy the what 'stupid crazy pointless crap' is he\she gonna post todayness of it all. then again you cant trust me so I could be lying.

Your right Tozzy . . .
now if he/she posted something that's interesting . . .

Having a crow would be cool too....you could entertain it with shiny things.....


No, wait, that would be me............never mind

For those of you who've seen the series Hex. She's who popped into mind at "owl faced".

Yeah, but I think she's cute.

I ESPECIALLY think YOU'RE cute, but hey......restraining order aside, how have you been?

Now you're just frightening me

I'm far more tolerant then most.

if you say so.

Nah, I'm about as scary as oatmeal. Ask anyone!

Here are the song's lyrics:

After I was just jumpin' off, bras and panties is flyin' off
Shit is getting mad hot up in the loft, and the later it gets
the more these chickens squwak. But your homie ain't one
for frontin' I know one of this hoes is down with a little somethin' somethin'
No gang needed nedens get stole gorilla pimpin' and pussys gettin' ??
I met me a bitch she said you peep, I wont do it here cuz I ain't no freak
I didn't want to leave but I had to creep, second we got to her house I was in
Balls deep. An hour later left my number and headed back to the spot, seen
Killa gettin' lit up in the parkin' lot, I said you know that bitch Sandra with her
hair pulled back yeah mutha fucker, your boy shaggs hit that. (ABK)Man everybody done hit
that bitch
CHORUS--
Its another type of bitch she goes (WHOOO) maybe ya heard, Not quite a chicken head but
still a bird. Its the owl faced hoe(whoo whoo whoos my baby daddy)Its the owl faced hoe
(whoo whoo whoos my baby daddy)
Its another type of bitch she goes (whooo) maybe ya heard, not quite a chicken head but
still a bird. Its the owl faced hoe(whoo whoo whoos my baby daddy)Its the owl faced hoe
(whoo whoo whoos maybe you my baby daddy)(girl you know how i let him hit this pussy)

9 months later I got a call, this bitch told me something that dropped my jaw.
She said we fucked, I couldn't recall, but know its a baby thats callin me pa.
She even got a fuckin' mama blowin' my shit up, got me changin' dirty diapers and
wipping spit up
Less than a year ago I was a playa, get this bitch off my back I gotta pay her
Fuck all the bullshit I've had enough I know how these filthy scalliwags bluff
Its Jerry Springer type shit making life rough. Up to the clinic for DNA Analysis
Baby seats and play pens gotta ninja broke no more money for drink no more money for smoke
To much drama bout' to pack up and leave state,but I can't do shit but sit back and wait
ABK(and babies r us can kiss my mother fuckin' ass)

CHORUS

WOOOHOOOO FUCK YEAH
What you know about a free motha fucker player two weeks later I got the results
Its negative, negative, bitch what you thought so I called the hoe.
Told her meet me at nine snuck up from behind, disconnected her spine.
She crossed the line from the get I couldn't stand it Looks like another baby
being raised by grandma (ABK-man your grandma even told me you was a slut, plus the
babies chinese hoe)


What does it all mean?

means you don't get out much..