Ye hedonists! Quiver in fear!
Operation Infinite Purity is here!

http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity/index.asp

damn, there goes my orgies of one. what will i ever do with myself now

Become an altar boy...

Yeah and you know how the 'Church of God' uses altar boys.

that's why I prefer to be an atheist.

I think the Church should only let homosexual male nymphomaniacs be altar boys. That way, no one complains.

more atrocities have been commited under atheist governments than any other institution combines.. look up Communists and also Facists like Hitler and what they did.

I thought they did already? Seriously though, they need to let regular people become priests and allow them to have sex and a wife.. the only reason priests take thier vows od "celebacy" today is based on tradition, but back in the day it was purely political and economical, the church didnt want the priests having children to inheret the churches money and treasures... then they put a fantastical spin on it like, god doesnt want you to have sex, you would have thought if that was the case god would have created eunichs naturally to be his priests.

My theory is that pretty much all belief systems suck in their own way. Christianity sucks in its own way. Atheism sucks in its own way. Satanism sucks in its own way. And the list goes on.

The only belief system that doesn't suck? SCIENTOLOGY.
*cough*

hey If john travolta is a member where do i sign?

"I dont believe in "isms" one should not follow isms isms are bad in my opinion one should only believe in himself. It was john lennon who said i am the walrus... i could be the walrus, but i would still have to bum rides to school everyday."

Thank you, Ferris, for those words of wisdom.

That was a pretty fucking funny webpage though...

you did realize i was quoting right? hence the " " 's
And which webpage?

Yes, I knew you were quoting, I was just replying to show that I recognized its prestigious origins.

The webpage I was speaking of was the one this whole thread was about in the first place...

You mean to say that there was more to this thread before i began to post in it?

"Beuller.....Beuller...."


GOD I miss those days... It sucks to be too old for MTV and too *ahem* young for VH1....



"Koo koo cha choo...I am the Walrus..."

Yeah, something about stopping the immorality of masturbation...I have no clue what they're talking about.

Strangely, neither do I *adjusts glasses*