Oh shit, this is one of the greatest jerks I've ever had... who else masturbates constantly? Its 6:38 yo! Time to spank that shit! I swear I'm gonna shoot 4 feet this time.

Jackheads rule!

That's fucking sweet, dude. I jacked just a few hours ago and my head is still reeling from it. If I keep going at it like I have been, there may have to be an intervention.

NO way dude! Jacking is completely harmless, and not at all addictive. Fuck, I even jack and drive, hell i drive BETTER while I'm flogging it.

The better question to ask is who doesn't constantly jerk off. We all do it, so the real issue is do you do a full on assault and battery, make your dick cry out jack, or a wine and dinner, romance the snake slap?

one time I pulled off the side of the road and did it right there in my car in the drivers seat. that was good. felt dangerous.

Depends on what mood I'm in, sometimes I just wanna quick spank, others i wanna drag that shit out. Maaaaan that shit rules.

full fucking throttle baby..........i just finished......spent about an hour petting it while i surfed through some "goth" porn......finally i came to a clip of some chick getting wipped, it aroused me so i went with it......and now i'm done..............the question is, do you cum on yourself or in a tissue?

Ok, thats just disgusting.

Yeah, what sick pervs use tissues?

I wish I was ambidextrous...

woah! This is kinda turning me on!

what's your record in a day?

Who ya talking to Snyper?

Personally, I don't count. I just stop when my labia dry up.

dry labia

that's quite an image

but

doesn't masterbating make it wet?

Extremely.... I think I just over-did it once

nasty

This thread was pathetic until the ladies started replying to it.

Sorry it took me so long to reply, I was otherwise engaged.....