you don't know if you speak french? jeez

je m'appelle jeremy. ok thats all i got. i figured i don't know would get me through the country.

you need that and these key phrases:
"ou'est la toilette?"
"donne moi un beer sil vous plaits."
"je ne parle pas francais"
and the ever popular
"voulez vous cochais avec moi?"

why would i ask where my cock was?

oh, i'm sorry, "would you like to sleep with me?" was the correct answer, but we have a lovely parting gift for you...

you?

aw you charmer you....

you're going to make me blush.

your avatar is blushing for you...

and my sig.

*sighs* i don't wanna go to work, the nice boss is away and the bitchy boss is filling in.

call in. i was thinking about taking tomorrow off, but slinky just cost me an arm and a leg.

i would but there's no getting around this woman, she would prolly pull some kind of "bring in a doctor's note" thing....i have off tomorow though

you'll survive it. just keep to the shadows.

mmm shadowy, later.

Actually it said he went to sleep, so it would have had time to clot in the meantime, especially since his breathing and heartrate would be slower - no activity. So when he woke up he woulda been in a pool of blood, but it wouldn't still be niagra-ing.

That's just my guess