I'm looking for someone here by the name Adrian. I know there are a lot of Adrian's in the world but this one is from San Antonio Texas and went to a high school with the initial "L". I don't want to give the last name out for reasons not concerning you. If you're here then post. If he's not here then forget you ever saw this.

yea really -

I actually only posted to see if Crimson would be her usual post whore self and have to jump on the band wagon and post aswell...

No your ex-girlfriend is not on this site. She doesn't want you calling her anymore, the restraining order is still legal, and there's a private investigator looking in your window. Now go away.

well of course being a (post) whore is what I do best

Hey, it's me. Sorry I never got back to you.... your last e-mail kind of scared me away. That picture you sent to me was bad; you look really really fat. And no, I don't want to squat over your mouth and take a shit, ever. That's just disgusting. I may consent to a threesome at some point in my life, but it will not be with you and your pet iguana. My e-mail address that you used (godsmakt be with you and your pet iguana. My e-mail address that you used (godsmakk_luvr666@yahoo.com) has been filled up, and i'm not going to empty it, because i'm tired of deleting spam. If you wish to speak to me about things other than Godsmack and the sensitivity of your enormous clitoris, use my new e-mail: xXxGodsmack_suxxXx@hotmail.com

playing hard to get?

what the hell are you talking about (antihero)? riiiiggghhhhttt.

was it true?

I don't even know who this is. Don't worry because I know when I'm talking to the person I'm talking about.

*applauds*

by far, your best work

Nice try. You know it's me, and you know you think of reptiles in "that" way. Liars are easy to spot.

I love you (anti)

shit, solid gold shit.......