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i know this is probably the wrong place to put it but i know it will get read quickly here.

i need suggestions on how to get this guy i really like in bed the problem is he likes me and we are both shy around eachother.
any suggestions?

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take off your clothes and say 'please come fuck me.'

it shouldn't take much more then that.


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oh don't listen to mr. smooth...invite him to a movie at your house (or his)...make sure it's something not romantic or girly but with a bit of..."romance" in it...naturally the lights have to be off because that's the best way to watch a movie...a bowl of popcorn...only one and make sure it's small and some beverages...just sit real close to him(a soft fluffy couch is ideal) and let it go from there...


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did you not read the shy part ArSiNiK?

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Kiss him... And I mean kiss... Right out of the blue... ('tough do so when you two are reasonably alone...)
Should work.

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Alcohol

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i was thinking of alcohol but i didn't want it to be more awkard than it already the next day when we go to work together. thanks jordyn maybe i will try your approach.

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Alcohol's definitely not romantic, nor does it make anything seem fulfilling, but it sure does get the job done. However, if you gotta numb someone's mind in order to make em wanna have sex with you, I wouldn't go bragging the next day.
  
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oh don't listen to mr. smooth...
she wanted to know the easiest way to get with the guy and i provided that.


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did you not read the shy part ArSiNiK?
i read it, but i didn't really care about it. chances are that no matter what anyone says here, it's not going to work in your situation. you'll need to deviate from it in some way or improvise, which will actually cause you to think and act for yourself. imagine that...


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Really? Huh... I always figured you guys would solve all my problems for me.
  
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please... there are no easy answers... only assholes get sex quick and for the wrong reasons... for the rest of us its the "hedgehogs dilemma"

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"Hedgehogs dilemma"? Are you having sex with Sonic again?


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i know this is probably the wrong place to put it but i know it will get read quickly here.

i need suggestions on how to get this guy i really like in bed the problem is he likes me and we are both shy around eachother.
any suggestions?
1. get him really drunk

2. hit him over the head with a frying pan
  
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Paerhaps a longer-term realtionship would lead up to sex? Get a date with the man.

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