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Oh, what heavenly joy! Good Karma, good! - 10-20-05

so, for any smoker, you've had this happen to ya before.....out of cigarettes, go lookin' for some, and YAY! you found one, maybe two.....

well, me, fiending all day, no $$$$ to buy any, bummin' off of my mom (i smoke Parliaments, she smokes Capris.....yuck!) and well, i was rootin' around, lookin' for some, and i thought "maybe i got some in my jacket".....so i look, there's none, so i check some other jackets, and what to my surprise?!

in a winter coat i haven't worn since prolly last december, i find a never opened pack of Parliament Menthol Lights.........what are the odds?!

i'm so fuckin' happy!


I was masturbating
just contemplating
the color of suicide
  
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10-20-05

Hahaha. I love it when that happens with Money. Truly amazing.
Its even better when you buy a coat from a thrift store and find money in the pocket.


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Take me where I can not stand.
I dont care, I'm still free,
You cant take the sky from me.
  
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10-20-05

wish I could find some money.
  
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10-20-05

LOL and HOW stale were they???

But hey, smokes are smokes when your in dire need..


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10-20-05

menthol ?? yuck
  
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10-20-05

I feel so glad that I don't smoke, even more so around here. It really does waste so much energy, as well as life.


de vagorum ordine dico vobis iura
fatue fatue
quid prodest tibi laborare
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10-20-05

People should be grateful I smoke. It makes me way more mellow and helps to curb my temper.


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eh- I just prefer to throw things.
  
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10-20-05

I smoke and still throw shit. best of both worlds


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10-20-05

i heard a great joke:

what did the father say to his 6 year old son?


'son, because i smoked for 30 years i have cancer and i'll never get to see you grow up.'



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10-20-05

I don't smoke, but I'm with the others that it ROCKS when that happens w/money!
  
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10-20-05

Had a dollar bill folded on my desk...its been there for almost a month. So yesterday I decided to take it and buy a lotto ticket, to my suprise in between was a ten dollar bill that I had totally forgotten about...good shit.



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I quit as of 3 weeks ago. No more mellow for me, i'm crazy.
  
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10-21-05

sweet they were unopened, even more karma points. If they had been open since last december they would have been stale as fuck.


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