It's true, DarkForum has taken to arms once again and it's an all out battle of the people in various scattered forums all over the website. The denizens of DarkForum have opted to completely disregard the "Personal Attack" rule. A handfull of panelists are predicting that this could be the worst flame war yet, as it comes after months of bit lips and self-restraint. The sarcastic are having a field day, the intelligent are getting frustrated, and the stupid are, well as always, completely oblivious to it all.

In related news, the e-olympics committee has considered declaring this an event. Names such as "Napalm 2002" are being thrown about the offices lately, as well as various graphic arts. Fred Durst has been heard professing his desire to write and perform the anthem for the anticipated event, however the committee has given no reply as to whether or not this will be allowed.

Conspiracy theorists have blamed gurners for the entire ordeal, claiming it to be a demented and well-timed plot, aimed at total take over.

The Religious participants will pray/meditate/think for direction after they're done arguing (which will happen conveniently after the flame war).

Even the Adult Forums mobilize their social diseased weapons of mass destruction in anticipation of this all-encompassing event of cataclizmic proportions.

Feel free to post your opinions on NAPALM 2002 here.

shut up, bitch.

i understand the real life anylist defense users have moved troops north into the religion board. i cant confirm, our spy planes arnt on the ground yet.

charlie is moving across the humor board right inside of the tree line, cordenence are as follows :Yankee, delta, nineer, bravo, alpha. fire one smoke and aweight further orders.

the wo's of war....

you dont even count, you little pussy. dont you have some dick to solicit?

you little cocksucker.. you're always looking for ways to get a dick in your face, aren't you?

im dead broke...you can have my old phone book

go out and suck some dick then. i'm sure with your skills you could bring home a fine bounty.

People are quick to grasp the concept. And eager to lower themselves, it seems. Interesting...

We've had confirmed reports of increasing conflict on the front lines in the area of the General Forum. So far the Current Events Forum has remained quiet. F-16 moderators have been seen flying over "non-flattering DF awards" city and the Pyrric Dicktory district. Thus far they've provided no air support and it's believed they are on reconaissance.

Rumors of an Abram's Admin A-1 tank dispatch to the country of "Religion" abound, and we've had unconfirmed reports of mortar fire.

Here's an update of the battle in progress:

some are just trying to joke, but others can't seem to grasp that concept.

they've been burning threads in quadrents 2 and 7 over by the arts board. the stench is horrendous. i think map grid alpha, whiskey, bravo has a virus.

or you could go out and sell that fine ass of yours and bring daddy home the money.

*Smokes quietly in a dark corner denying everything thats happening*

You all are just so cute!!!!!

*pinches all of their cheeks in a very aunty like way*

bro, you are the world trade center personified in this case.

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Activists are claiming that they now control the Gothic board. And the battle on the General front lines increases in severity. More at 10 P.M. on KDarkForum News...

not the gothic board....ive got two spec teams in behind lines.

:pours a fourty out:

Is this true? This is strange in contrast to the general's statement that the city of Pyrric would never assist Gothic...

We'll find out what benefits an alliance with Gothic Pyrric might have and report, more tonight on KDFM News...

i had them in assessing the weakpoint for an attack. Ive got 2 c-130's filled with hardened troopers ready to drop into the section between conversation and art, about 2 scrolls from goth. that's shot to shit now.