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gArGOyLe^^ · **Now stop eating lettuce -** 10-08-06

http://www.cnn.com/2006/HEALTH/10/08....ap/index.html

Some one went dun tainted that thar lettuce.

What is going on? Some crazy terrorist has started going and pooping in our veggie fields? First the spinach and now the lettuce.

Nox noctis Umbra · 10-08-06

Oh god, our produce manager at the store is gone blow a vein over this shit

gArGOyLe^^ · 10-08-06

Tell him to toss that salad

ArSiNiK · 10-08-06

awesome. reason #14 for me to not eat any type of salad product.

Nox noctis Umbra · 10-08-06

Oh come on everyone needs a good shit every now and then its nice and cleasning

ArSiNiK · 10-08-06

i have no problem shitting without salad.

Nox noctis Umbra · 10-08-06

But what about the cleansing, man. Its like getting a high colonic without the hose up your ass

ArSiNiK · 10-08-06

i drink heavily on the weekends. the beer shits on monday are guaranteed to clean anything out of my colon.

patryn · 10-09-06

this e coli shit is tough to kick.

Nox noctis Umbra · 10-09-06

I say fucking bring it, if I can survive botulism I can survive e. coli

InKY · 10-09-06

Have you seen that SNL short film where a guy is comforting his buddy who's just lost his girlfriend and then out of the blue they each start taking a bite out of a head of iceburg lettuce after each line? Those short films are about the only thing worth watching on SNL.

Dyshade · 10-10-06

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Originally Posted by Nox noctis Umbra

Oh god, our produce manager at the store is gone blow a vein over this shit

Nox what grocer do you work for??? And what do you do there??

Nox noctis Umbra · 10-10-06

I work at Jubilee, but I work in the bakery

ArSiNiK · 10-10-06

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Originally Posted by InKY

Have you seen that SNL short film where a guy is comforting his buddy who's just lost his girlfriend and then out of the blue they each start taking a bite out of a head of iceburg lettuce after each line? Those short films are about the only thing worth watching on SNL.

the new cast (minus tina fay and the other chick with the funny nose) are fucking horrible.

Pyrric Dicktory · 10-10-06

now i wont be able to get lettice. awesome.

that spinich craze was funny. we use a lot of spring and mescilin mix which is just mixed greens and they started coming with warning stickers on them. think of some shit like that, grown men afraid of leaves.

EAT YOUR FUCKING SALAD! its like a sceen out of deer hunter.

King of Darknes · 10-17-06

Its the blackberry's I am worried about. All those dogs that go by and urinate over these delicious fruits.
Come a member of public and plops some in the bag for a pie.