Alright, here's the deal. I've got a big project that's coming to a close over the next two weeks. As many of you know, I spend a great deal of time surfing the forums here while I'm at work, waiting for this and that to get done blah blah. Point is, I have to be a little more assertive with people when we're facing a deadline so I won't be able to spend my down time here until the deadline is up. So for the next two weeks I'm going to be gone. I'll miss you guys a lot, but don't worry--I'll be back.

Here's a list of my activities and people that will be filling in for me:

Locating and Bitching at Posers:
        Redmeat
Making Newbies sorry they signed up:
        Chaos Creator, ArSiNiK, Pyrric Dicktory, etc.
Encouraging suiciders to actually "do it":
        (see newbie listing.)
Awareness of "the man" and his music oppression:
        Lenina
Useless attempts to keep all but the general forum on topic:
        All Veterans
Annoying people by talking in Al-Bhedian:
        errantrogue
Writing somewhat intelligent things:
        errantrogue (this requires that errant write at a lower level than usual to achieve an equivalent to my highest level of writing.)
"Quality" Assurance:
        Clearwitch, Jordyn, waterbarer.

Hmm wonder If I should remind people I`m not goth.:p

I know you're not but that doesn't mean you can't do what I do. Sure I know all the clues and can expose people, but I'm not asking you to do the intense research I usually conduct. Just, whenever anyone says "I'm a goth" say "No you're not, fucking poser!"

That should work until I get back.

Fair enough poserboy.

Good work, but I still say you look nothing like Vincent.

~starts frntically searching for the quality control checklists and work instructions~

Hmmmm.... QS9000 certified my ass....

aren't you gone yet?

~peers around the thread suspiciously~

Hey, my name wasn't mentioned for any difficult assignments. Woohoo! Two week vacation!

licking and massaging sweaty testicles:
        shadowborn

funny that sounds more like a job for you.....

my job's already been assigned, spikess. however if shadowborn is unable to perform his duties, you're more then welcome to step up... err.. kneel down.

nah your alright..i think i'll just stick with being a lesbian.....

You better bring your ass back...

can i be the general annoyance personage?

I'm not too sure about that... We'll have to do some research first.

*sticks tongue out at Chaos*

be nice or i'll follow you around like an annoying kid sister.

And there'd be something wrong with that...?

*stands two inches from Chaos' shoulder* only if i did it really really well.

LoL... This is true.