ever private messeges me. i feel so unloved. i think i'm going to jump out of my office chair. maybe even fall alseep again.

i'm sorry, magic. i meant to send you one earlier.

i'm ugly.

damn right you are.

i lovate you.

has anyone seen my wife?

do that cool piak sound, you know.. the one that sounds like a dying giraffe.

yeah, he's playing with his wang.

oh my belovable patty! do not leave me!! i need you to LLIIIIVVVEEEEEE!!!!! but if you do kick the bucket, take some others with you.

:laugh:

everytime i do that sound i get wet and play with my tits. i can't do that at work.

you quit work, remember?

i thought i had a week or so?

who cares, you fat cow.

Harsh!

you're right.. she's not a cow.

I hate you, your fucking signature is a pain in the arse.

i hate you. you are pretty and you aren't here entertaining me at work. and my sig is fine. set your screen resolution higher then old people approved 640 x 480.

Well, no PMs are better than getting PMs that threaten your life.. i swear ive given out my home address 100 times already and im still breathing