so i cruise over to my buddies house and we start killing some brews, next thing i know we've got some essay trying to hit on my friends girl. one of my friends decks the fag and then the mexican dude pulls out a gun. a few of my friends post it behind a truck and two other dudes bail in the house and grab their guns. some time in the middle of all this shit a chick calls the cops, so we've got two dudes aiming on the vatos and we're all taking cover behind a few trucks. the cops roll around the corner and shine their lights while the mexican dudes try to run. next thing you know there's like 8 cop cars patrolling the block and i take the party back to my house.

wooooo! new years vato's!!!! westside!

hell yeah, I was slangin some some ice out on the corner when this bitch started talkin mad shit to me and I forgot that I had just took like 4 somas so I passed the fuck out and I dont know what happened but, it's all good for real nigga, stay fresh and real yall.

I'm from TX, and I find it terribly offensive and staggeringly painful that you spelled it "essay" and in truth I stopped reading there.

who gives a fuck if you're from texas, whore.

Well, that would place me closer to Mexico and it's inhabitants than you, but obviously you missed that point of the remark.........


I'll let that one slide. *pat*pat*

you're closer to their inhabitants? california is littered with their inhabitants.

whew.......... can we say "anal," children?

sex in the ass.

I wouldn't say it's littered, but yes that is so.

Now reading it, your ignorance about the situation and those you choose to garner yourself with is really deplorable, not to mention your racism (which is really miseducation, dare I say no education).

wow, you're great at advice. is that why you got fired from your counseling job?

I like you both, but that was a total burn.

I hate it when people pull guns. Scares the piss out of me.

I was in the process of telling this group of guys to get the fuck off my property (at work) when one pulled a gun on the other group. Fuckers.

Nice try, but I was an afterschool counselor. lol.......I could go into my job description but it would be boring. Suffice it to say that I counseled no one.

Where did advice come into play? I see no mention of it, nor was I giving any.

*pulls shit out of thin air too*

What exactly did you think the response to this post would be? "Wow do0d. Tha's be sum crrrrrrrrrazy sheeeit. I'm so sorry that wack shit happened to you. Stupid vatos don't know their place in society, I guess."

lol oops

I think you two should calm down. I'm with antihero. I like you both...

I'm calm. it's funny. *plays with her feet*

essay. mexican guy or term paper? you decide.

sorry, i should've specified the ymca in my burn.


i was hoping that you'd call them beaners and wet backs.

Wet backs. Hahaha.

The head housekeeper told me that my maintenance for tomorrow was a guy named Felix who spoke little English. She told me I would have to act the shit I needed him to do out. I laughed in her face and said I would not. Then I proceeded to tell her I had no sympathy for him if he didn't speak English. He should have learned. She tried some witty little retort to the extent of me having to do the maintenance work myself. I told her fine.

werd.